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Song Parodies -> "Please, Georgie, Please (Don't Fly B-17)"

Original Song Title:

"Please Mr. Please (Don't Play B-17)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Please, Georgie, Please (Don't Fly B-17)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Jay Jay the Jet Plane, a.k.a. your appointed Commander-in-Chief. "The O-Club" is the Officers' Club.
In the corner of the war, there lies an airbase
with the best fighting force this world ever knew.
You can see the latest toys of the New World Order
and even some old planes from World War II.
We had good Kentucky whiskey at the O-Club.
But it disappeared down Georgie Bush's drain.
And that button-pushin' cowboy wants photo ops.
So here he is, just hot-doggin' again!

Please, Georgie, please, don't fly B-17!
It's an old plane, from a great war, but it's over!
Please, Georgie, please, if you know what I mean
you'd be better off to fly a brand-new plane!

If I had a dime for every time he's screwed up
and taken us from Clinton's winning course
I could swear I'd be the richest man at Ramstein
maybe even in the whole gosh-darn Air Force!
But I guess I'd better get myself together.
"Mission accomplished" he can't really find.
Never once has said, "I'm sorry" for his snafus.
And this "peace" is weighing heavy on my mind!

Please, Georgie, please, don't fly B-17!
It's an old plane, from a great war, but it's over!
Please, Georgie, please, if you know what I mean
I don't ever wanna see you fly a plane!

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Michael Pacholek - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, the identity of the "Ones Guy" has been narrowed down: It's either Georgie or Limbaugh!
Guy - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
If I had a dime for every time he's screwed up
You'd probably have 10 cents.

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