A little bit of juice will help me hit
a fastball over the fence.
But a little bit of juice will never
heal the rift with all my friends.
'Cause they know that I lied
and confirmed all their awful fears.
A little bit of juice will never wash away their tears.

Mm!
A little bit of juice will help me hit
a curveball up the gap.
But a little bit of juice will never
help me to escape the trap
of the court and the judge
and the guys who give me the sneers.
A little bit of juice will never wash away their tears.
Mm-hm!

(bass singer)
Have you heard when you're using steroids
you rage and get annoyed night and day!
Used "the clear," you're drinking it like beer
and just like your career, it's gone away!

(lead singer)
Mmmm!
A little bit of juice will help me chase
Aaron, Bonds and Babe Ruth's ghost!
But a little bit of juice got me on
the front page of the New York Post!
Now my name's always booed
by the fans who've had fourteen beers!
A little bit of juice will never wash away their tears.
I'm losing all my hair! Impotence!
I'll be dead in about five years!
A little bit of juice will never wash away my tears!
A little bit of juice will never wash away my tears!
Never, never, never, never wash away my tears.
(repeat 'til fade)