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Song Parodies -> "Chicken Soup"

Original Song Title:

"Alley-Oop"

Original Performer:

The Hollywood Argyles

Parody Song Title:

"Chicken Soup"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I was so sick. I tried everything. Rest. Fluids. Excedrin. A hot, steaming... shower. (Get your minds out of the gutter, people! I was in no shape to try THAT!) I even tried watching Bush's speech. I figured, he makes me sick, so now that I'm sick, he should make me well. "Reverse psychology" failed. (Why not? Everything else he does fails.) Then, when all hope seemed to be lost, came a response to my parody "I'm Sick!" from a lady who shall remain beloved, and... Funny, she doesn't LOOK Jewish!
(Soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)

There's a girl in Wyoming that we all know.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
I told her I'm sick, and she was on the go.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
She don't bring goulash and she don't bring stew.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
Well, her cure's name is-a... chicken soup.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)

She's got a mixture of the bird and some nice fresh corn.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
And you'll be feeling so good just like Aragorn.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
You'll be feeling much better from your toes to your hair.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
You'll be ready to tackle you a grizzly bear.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)

(Chicken soup!)
She's the finest chick there is alive.
(Chicken soup!)
Bringing food that'll cure your hide.
(Chicken soup!)
She's the queen of the medical jive.
(Look at that Elf chick go!)

(Wow!)
She rides across Middle Earth over the trees.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
And you don't even have face her on bended knees.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
You might still do it if you know better.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
'Cause she's a mean souper-mixer and a real jet-setter.
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)

(Chicken soup!)
She's the finest chick there is alive.
(Chicken soup!)
Bringing food that'll cure your hide.
(Chicken soup!)
She's the queen of the medical jive.
(Look at that Elf chick go!)

(Wow!)
There she goes!
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
Look at that Elf chick go!
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
She gave that soup to me!
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
Like, what's happenin'!
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
She's too much!
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)
Ride, baby, ride!
(Chicken soup, soup! Soup! Soup, soup!)

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
even more soup-er
Arwen - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
"'Cause she's a mean souper-mixer and a real jet-setter." LOL!! Fabulous, Michael!
AFW - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Your the "Broth" of soup parodies, today..
Ann Hammond - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
he he any soup is gonna have to do
Michael E Cormier - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice work. I think that the Campbell Soup Company owes you a card of thanks. 555
Mr. 1s - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I am a psychopath. I can't help myself.
2Eagle - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Alley Oop - Chicken Soup. That's good.
Mr 1s - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey! Im the REAL Mr 1s (I didn't vote on this) The Mr. 1s is an imposter as I don't type the . in my name!

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