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Song Parodies -> "Forbidden Sports Love Vol 1: Driving Bear"

Original Song Title:

"Running Bear"

Original Performer:

Johnny Preston

Parody Song Title:

"Forbidden Sports Love Vol 1: Driving Bear"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

What love is more forbidden than that between fans of two old rival teams?
(instrumental opening)

On the banks
of Lake Mi-shee-gan
Chicago Bears
old football team.
Play in field
named for the soldiers.
Monsters of the
Midway mean.
Green Bay Packers
up the lakeshore.
Curly Lambeau.
Lombardi.
Each in their time
those old coaches
they had built
a dynasty.

Driving Bear
loved a Miss Packer
with a love
big as the lake.
Driving Bear
loved a Miss Packer
with a love
that's a mistake!

Watched the Cubs
in Milwaukee.
Played the Brewers.
Saw that chick.
He'd been told
Packer women
they would really
make you sick.
Didn't happen.
He could see her
blowing kisses
from her seat.
If George Halas
or Mike Ditka
found out, his
ass they'd beat!

Driving Bear
loved a Miss Packer
with a love
big as the lake.
Driving Bear
loved a Miss Packer
with a love
that's a mistake!

Driving Bear
drove back down the
Interstate road
94.
Pulled off at
Kenosha exit.
And he headed
on back north.
Lil' Miss Packer
she did follow
but crashed head-on.
Both were dumb.
Now they'll always
be together
up in Heaven's Stadium!

Driving Bear
loved a Miss Packer
with a love
big as the lake.
Driving Bear
loved a Miss Packer
with a love
that's a mistake!

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Patrick - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice reworking of the story of forbidden love between members of opposite tribes. Just heard an NPR story about the negative economic impact of the NBA lockout. Sports is a serious business in more ways than one.
Old Man Ribber - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael - First and "15"! ;D
2Eagle - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Their folks would not approve - Go Packers!

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