Song Parodies -> Not a Lucky Man
| Original Song Title: | "Lucky Man" |
| Original Performer: | Emerson, Lake & Palmer |
| Parody Song Title: | "Not a Lucky Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
But they are. (The remainder of this comment has been censored due to multiple profanities, most of them accompanied by whining.)
(instrumental opening)
Marc Anthony cheated
so now he's got Jen.
Affleck now has another.
And Gavin has Gwen.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Angelina has stunned us
but she's shacked up with Brad.
Tony Parker has Eva.
Lots of guys think that's bad. *
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Jay-Z has Beyonce.
And Fabrizio has Drew.
And if you loved these women
you'd write this parody, too.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
(instrumental break)
And Douglas has Catherine
and so every night I've cried.
I say I've snapped out of it
but once again, I have lied.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
(long instrumental close)
Marc Anthony cheated
so now he's got Jen.
Affleck now has another.
And Gavin has Gwen.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Angelina has stunned us
but she's shacked up with Brad.
Tony Parker has Eva.
Lots of guys think that's bad. *
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Jay-Z has Beyonce.
And Fabrizio has Drew.
And if you loved these women
you'd write this parody, too.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
(instrumental break)
And Douglas has Catherine
and so every night I've cried.
I say I've snapped out of it
but once again, I have lied.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
Ooh, not a lucky man I was.
(long instrumental close)
* See the classic "Eva Longoria" by Spaff.com.
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Come on!! There's plenty of fish in the sea!
fits the tone of the OS well
Well done--like Alvin said, it fits well with the OS.
To the f****ng c**t who keeps voting 1s all the time, do us all a favour and STOP VOTING ONES ON PARODIES.
Thank you very f---ing much, Jason! You're one h--- of a guy!
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