Song Parodies -> The Great Song Pander
| Original Song Title: | "The Great Pretender" |
| Original Performer: | The Platters |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Great Song Pander" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Needed to write one in a hurry. When in doubt, stroke the lady's ego.
Oh, yes, it's the great song pander
sent out to the girl I love well.
Her need is such, get approved so much.
She's lovely, and we all can tell.
Oh, yes, it's the great song pander
a-drifting on out to her zone.
I play the game, but to my real shame
the distance keeps us both alone.
Too real is this feeling of make-believe.
Too real when I feel all this cross-country zeal.
(Oh, oh...)
Yes, it's the great song pander.
Just laugh with this song, like a clown.
I seem to be what I'm not, you see:
The consort of elf with the crown
pretending that her love's around.
Too real is this feeling of make-believe.
Too real when I feel all this cross-country zeal!
(Oh, oh...)
Yes, it's the great song pander.
Just laugh with this song, like a clown.
I seem to be what I'm not, you see:
The consort of elf with the crown...
Pretending that her love's around.
(Love's... a... round!)
sent out to the girl I love well.
Her need is such, get approved so much.
She's lovely, and we all can tell.
Oh, yes, it's the great song pander
a-drifting on out to her zone.
I play the game, but to my real shame
the distance keeps us both alone.
Too real is this feeling of make-believe.
Too real when I feel all this cross-country zeal.
(Oh, oh...)
Yes, it's the great song pander.
Just laugh with this song, like a clown.
I seem to be what I'm not, you see:
The consort of elf with the crown
pretending that her love's around.
Too real is this feeling of make-believe.
Too real when I feel all this cross-country zeal!
(Oh, oh...)
Yes, it's the great song pander.
Just laugh with this song, like a clown.
I seem to be what I'm not, you see:
The consort of elf with the crown...
Pretending that her love's around.
(Love's... a... round!)
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Aw, Michael...=) I'm having what is arguably the worst morning ever...and this totally made me smile...=) Thanks!!
looks like it worked...lol...5s
Sad and funny at the same time. 555
5s and thanks for an idea.
nicely done, MP - your parodies are always very close to the OS, because I can always recall the OS clearly as I read your words - 555
Michael you trump me again.. when I'm having a pander moment I look at my woman and start singing spinal tap's "Lick my love pump"
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