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Song Parodies -> "It's Not Sepp Blatter Anymore"

Original Song Title:

"It Doesn't Matter Anymore"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Buddy Holly

Parody Song Title:

"It's Not Sepp Blatter Anymore"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

As Lyndon Johnson might have said, "Damn Presidents, can't trust any of 'em!"
(instrumental break)

There you go, and, baby, here am I.
You left step ahead of the FBI.
Well, golly gee, ah, who's the head of FIFA?
Well, I guess it's not Sepp Blatter anymore.

Do you remember, baby, last September
when the paper's scribes said you'd taken bribes?
World Cup in Qatar would be bad for soccer.
Well, I guess it's not Sepp Blatter anymore.

There's no use in me crying.
My spirits are high and I feel like I'm flying.
On Champions League nights
and Premier League matchdays
we hate you...
oo-hoo!

Well, you go your way, baby, I'll go mine.
You'll get busted for all kinds of crimes.
We'll find somebody new, who, to this game is true.
And you won't blather anymore.

(instrumental break)

There's no use in me crying.
My spirits are high and I feel like I'm flying.
On Champions League nights
and Premier League matchdays
we hate you...
oo-hoo!

Well, you go your way, baby, I'll go mine.
You'll get busted for all kinds of crimes.
We'll find somebody new, who, to this game is true.
And you won't blather anymore.
Not Sepp Blatter anymore.

(instrumental close)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
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 2   1
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 3   0
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 4   1
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 5   7
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Footie - June 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Crap-o-la.
Agrimorfee - June 04, 2015 - Report this comment
What's a Sep Blatter? Sounds like doc lingo for a urinary infection.
Michael Pacholek - June 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Jeez. Apparently, 8 people really like Sepp.
Phil Alexander - June 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Maybe they were bribed to vote that way? :-)
Patrick - June 08, 2015 - Report this comment
The US govt investigating corruption in international sport? That's like the pot calling the kettle...oops, that sounds racist to me.
Spooky Preddy - June 08, 2015 - Report this comment
why does Ardnt get 8 votes each time. Re-submit this as from Ardnt and those 8 votes would be 555's everytime
Rob Arndt - June 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Please don't drag me into this parody thread. I have no interest in FIFA or Sepp Blatter, so let the voters take sides. BTW, why does Porfle have nearly 30x 5s for "Piderman?" Maybe people like odd materials. I write a range of parodies on a wide range of topics using over 500 artists, every time period, all genres, and unconventional materials too. I have 2718 parodies. I don't need to answer to the pseudonym commentator crowd. I am established here. Try grilling Susanna V on her songs about skydiving and boating. Those are not parodies, but she gets tons of 5s as well as many vets here doing tributes, the news, politics, etc... so why play games with me and name drop? Worry about your own parodies, IF you even are an author! Also, get my last name right- Arndt. Learn to spell!

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