Song Parodies -> E.B. Lose
| Original Song Title: | "G.I. Blues" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "E.B. Lose" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
Dear Old Alma Mater, East Brunswick High in Central Jersey, lost the Thanksgiving Game against Old Bridge. Knights 13, Bears 9, and we had the ball on the enemy 15-yard line in the last two minutes, but went four-and-out. Yes, the Emerald Warriors lost to the Purple B@$+@rds. AGAIN! That's 12 years in a row! So I bring out Elvis Presley, benchwarmer for the football team at L.C. Humes High in Memphis, 1952.
Hup! Hup! Hup, hup, hup!
We beat up Perth Amboy
and knocked Woodbridge off of the line.
We beat up Perth Amboy
and knocked Woodbridge off of the line.
But when Thanksgiving comes
we never end up feeling fine.
I got those can't-pass, can't-run
lousy-defense E.B. lose!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
From my E.B. cap
to the soles of my E.B. shoes!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
And if we don't beat Old Bridge
next year I will blow my fuse!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
We marched into Edison
and beat them with style and ease.
(Style and ease! Style and ease!)
We marched into Edison
and beat them with style and ease.
(Style and ease! Style and ease!)
But every Thanksgiving Day
we let Old Bridge do as they please!
(As they please! As they please!)
I got those can't-block, can't-catch
lousy-tackle E.B. lose!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
From my E.B. cap
to the soles of my E.B. shoes!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
And if we don't beat Old Bridge
next year I will blow my fuse!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
It just doesn't matter
if the weather's lousy or if it's nice.
(If it's nice. If it's nice.)
It just doesn't matter
if the weather's lousy or if it's nice.
(If it's nice. If it's nice.)
But the men in green
just can't beat those purple-clad guys!
(Purple guys! Purple guys!)
I got those fumble, blocked-punt
interception E.B. lose!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
From my E.B. cap
to the soles of my E.B. shoes!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
And if we don't beat Old Bridge
next year I will blow my fuse!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
I got those can't-pass, can't-run
lousy-defense E.B. lose!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
From my E.B. cap
to the soles of my E.B. shoes!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
And if we don't beat Old Bridge
next year I will blow my fuse!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
We beat up Perth Amboy
and knocked Woodbridge off of the line.
We beat up Perth Amboy
and knocked Woodbridge off of the line.
But when Thanksgiving comes
we never end up feeling fine.
I got those can't-pass, can't-run
lousy-defense E.B. lose!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
From my E.B. cap
to the soles of my E.B. shoes!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
And if we don't beat Old Bridge
next year I will blow my fuse!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
We marched into Edison
and beat them with style and ease.
(Style and ease! Style and ease!)
We marched into Edison
and beat them with style and ease.
(Style and ease! Style and ease!)
But every Thanksgiving Day
we let Old Bridge do as they please!
(As they please! As they please!)
I got those can't-block, can't-catch
lousy-tackle E.B. lose!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
From my E.B. cap
to the soles of my E.B. shoes!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
And if we don't beat Old Bridge
next year I will blow my fuse!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
It just doesn't matter
if the weather's lousy or if it's nice.
(If it's nice. If it's nice.)
It just doesn't matter
if the weather's lousy or if it's nice.
(If it's nice. If it's nice.)
But the men in green
just can't beat those purple-clad guys!
(Purple guys! Purple guys!)
I got those fumble, blocked-punt
interception E.B. lose!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
From my E.B. cap
to the soles of my E.B. shoes!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
And if we don't beat Old Bridge
next year I will blow my fuse!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
I got those can't-pass, can't-run
lousy-defense E.B. lose!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
From my E.B. cap
to the soles of my E.B. shoes!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
And if we don't beat Old Bridge
next year I will blow my fuse!
(E.B. lose! E.B. lose!)
Oh, well, basketball season starts in four weeks. Go Big Green!
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You and I are members of an exclusive club...the only two AIR's to parody this old EP Goody....Great spoof here, on your high school home team
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