-> "Returning Stuff"
Original Song Title:
"Burning Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Returning Stuff"
The Lyrics
Lord A'mighty, I feel this pair o' pants tight'nin'!
Ooh!
Tighter and tighter, it's cuttin' off the blood flow!
Girl, girl, girl, girl, take 'em off, set 'em on fire!
You saved the receipt, and now you know which way to go!
This Christmas wasn't happy!
And the gifts I got were crappy!
So I'm headin' for the mall!
Returning stuff!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
New coffee-maker is sparkin'!
Help me, it's flaming, this piece-o'-crap thing you were buyin'!
Burning, burning, it's burning, and don't make good coffee!
It'll just churn and smoke, I don't feel fine!
Yeah!
'Cause this Christmas wasn't happy!
And the gifts I got were crappy!
So I'm headin' for the mall!
Returning stuff!
(instrumental break)
It's coming closer, except for the place I'd be parking!
Won't you help me, at least let me make an exchange!
It's hard to breathe with this tie my kid gave me!
Mm... mm...
Lord have mercy, these presents were very deranged!
Yeah!
'Cause this Christmas wasn't happy!
And the gifts I got were crappy!
So I'm headin' for the mall!
Returning stuff!
Returning stuff!
Ahhhh...
Oh, yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
Oh, yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
Yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
Yeah!
A-junk, a-junk, returning stuff!
(repeat 'til fade)
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