Friday he choked on a pretzel.
Saturday he wanted to wrestle
Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.
He was only having fits with a head that's full of grits
and on Sunday needed Meet the Press explained.
He's been living in the twilight zone
since the days he drank Jim Beam alone
and then drove his Cadillac so drunk in Maine.
And he lost the 2000 race
but the Court gave Gore the chase
and they gave us a "President" who's just insane!

I may be right, Bush may be crazy
but it just may be a right-wing nut you're looking for!
Turn out the light, he's kind of hazy.
I may be wrong for all I know -- but I may be right!

Remember his head's full of air.
He loves the old electric chair.
He gives us dirty air and we can't smile.
And we're lonely for a Prez, 'cause even Kelso or Fez
could do a better job there for a while!
Now think of all the years that Clinton
kept the economy strong and winnin'.
He might be as sleazy as you say.
But he's the better man, it's true!
And hey, George W:
You're not better than Bill in any way!

I may be right, Bush may be crazy
but it just may be a drunken bum you're looking for!
Democrats must fight, must not be lazy.
'Cause he's all wrong, and this we know, he's too far-right!

I may be right, Bush may be crazy
but it just may be a Fourth Reich that you're looking for!
Turn out the light, he's kind of hazy.
You think I'm wrong, you think you know, but I may be right!