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Song Parodies -> "Dictator"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Dictator"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Based on an idea by Guy DiRito.
Dictator!
They're the men, the men with the fatal touch!
They kill so much!

There's Adolf Hitler!
Beckoned you with Reich that would never end!
To hell we'd send!

Mussolini spewed hate in your ear!
Tojo's troops tried to send us some fear!
Stalin and Khrushchev plot at their dacha!

Freedom won, and so
we gotcha!
Dictator!
On Iberian, Franco and Salazar!
They went too far!

Bob Mugabe, Mobutu would preen!
Followed script wrote by Idi Amin!
And that Juan Peron, his crazy wife, missed her...

Caligula, who wed
his sister!
Dictator!
Presidents, don't ally with them, you're told!
Their hearts are cold!
They love only gold!
That's why they're bold!
They love gold!
Evil mold!
They love gold!
And I didn't even mention any U.S. Presidents. Think of the money you could've made on THAT bet.

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Johnny D - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Pa...CHO-lek!
(BWAA-WAA, WAAAH!!!!)
He's the man...the man whose song-writing thrives...
...up-on your FIVES!!!
Max Power - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
You forgot Mao " Great Leap Backward " Tse-Tung and Pol " I kill people with glasses " Chicken Pot Pie
AFW - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent compact history lesson
alvin - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
this song dictates that i give ya fives
2Eagle - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Good use of that song. I'm working on a dictator song right now. By the way, I would like to put in a word for Kumuzu Banda of Malawi - booooooooooooo!!
Michael Pacholek - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry, Max, but the song was too short. If you want to write a part 2, I won't stop you.
Meriadoc - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Yep, I'd a been losin' that bet about now. Nice job Michael.
ladyCupCake - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for that something about dictators . . .
John Barry - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Good parody, good start. You'd need a really looooooooooooooong OS to cover 'em all.
Johnny D - January 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's an idea I don't want but maybe someone else will pounce on it: "Those Dictator Guys" or "A Dictator Guy" for "American Pie" - someone take it, please!!
Kristof Robertson - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderful, Mike....and the choice of such an OTT original tune just added to the....fun? Bravo. 555

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