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Fun Music Information -> Shirley Bassey
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This is the most recent information about Shirley Bassey that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Shirley Bassey, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Burly Chasis. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Goldfinger," | No person's fingers are composed of gold. | Peter |
| "Diamonds Are Forever," | Not even diamonds last forever. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Are The Good Times Really Over?," Merle Haggard | "The Party's Over," Shirley Bassey | |
| "Rock And Roll Band," Boston | "Goldfinger," Shirley Bassey | |
| "Movies," Alien Ant Farm | "Diamonds Are Forever," Shirley Bassey | |
| "Movies," Alien Ant Farm | "Goldfinger," Shirley Bassey | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Godfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Oldfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Oldfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Seppo
"Godfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Wendy Torrance
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Diamonds Area Forever" originally "Diamonds Are Forever"
Yvette Bristle
Change a Letter:
"Soldfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Holdfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Boldfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Coldfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Ed
"Diamonds Ate Forever" originally "Diamonds Are Forever"
Why can't those diamonds finish eating?
Jacqui O'Day
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Goldfinger" | "Gold Figures" | A.E. Jones |
| "Goldfinger" | "Goldblingers" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Goldfinger" | "Goldwater" | Callmelennie |
| "Goldfinger" | "Pine Needles" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Goldfinger" | "Goldspritzer" | John A. Barry |
| "Big Spender" | "Big Camper" | Christopher Long |
| "Goldfinger" | "Goldwinger" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Goldfinger" | "Papelbon" | Max Power |
| "Goldfinger" | "Moldfinger" | Max Power |
| "Goldfinger" | "Warren Sapp" | Max Power |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| History Repeating | Historical Society | KooKooDee |
| Hey Big Spender | Gambling Addiction Helpline | loonytune |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Oh, Neil Carole King | Diamonds Are Forever Shirley Bassey | Oh, Neil Diamonds Are Forever | Raphael |
| Diamonds Are Forever Shirley Bassey | Diamonds And Rust Joan Baez | Diamonds And Rust Are Forever So take your car to Ziebart. | Bond |
| Diamonds Are Forever Shirley Bassey | Diamonds And Guns The Transplants | Diamonds and Guns Are Forever This is Don for Don's Guns, where we've merged with the Shane Company Diamonds. | Bond |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Shirley Bassey And Company
Shirley Bassey combined with Shirley And Company
Submitted By: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Diamonds Are Forever"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't belong
Original Lyrics: I don't need love
| "Goldfinger"
Misheard Lyrics: He's the man, the man with the mindless touch
A spineless touch Original Lyrics: He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch |
"Goldfinger"
Misheard Lyrics: Gold fever
Original Lyrics: Goldfinger
| "Goldfinger"
Misheard Lyrics: Such a goldfinger
Reckons you should enter is web of sin. Original Lyrics: Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Diamonds Are Forever"
Opening Lines: Diamonds are forever, They are all I need to please me, They can stimulate and tease me, They won't leave in the night, I've no fear that they might
Comments: The rest of the opening line is: "... desert me." Again, Shirley Bassey is the only artists to record more than one of the James Bond themes. Shirley Bassey would also record the themes for "Goldfinger" and "Moonraker".
Submitted by: Peter
| "Goldfinger"
Opening Lines: Goldfinger, he's the man, the man with the Midas touch.
Comments: "Goldfinger" was the theme song from the James Bond movie of the same name (1965). Shirley Bassey took the tune to #8 in the charts. Shirley Bassey is the only singer to sing a James Bond theme more than once. Shirley Bassey also sang the title song for "Goldfinger" and "Moonraker".
Submitted by: Peter
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Band Name Anagrams:
Rye Hisses Ably Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
NOT a spoonerism, contrary to a previous post.
A Sybil's Heresy Submitted by: Eva Cave
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Mall Key" originally "Call Me"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Rye Hisses Ably originally "Shirley Bassey"
How can rye hiss at all?
Submitted by: Sheila Koffel
Burly Chassis originally "Shirley Bassey"
Submitted by: Julia Cox
