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Fun Music Information -> Shirley Bassey
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This is the most recent information about Shirley Bassey that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Shirley Bassey, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Burly Chasis. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Goldfinger," | No person's fingers are composed of gold. | Peter |
| "Diamonds Are Forever," | Not even diamonds last forever. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Are The Good Times Really Over?," Merle Haggard | "The Party's Over," Shirley Bassey | |
| "Rock And Roll Band," Boston | "Goldfinger," Shirley Bassey | |
| "Movies," Alien Ant Farm | "Diamonds Are Forever," Shirley Bassey | |
| "Movies," Alien Ant Farm | "Goldfinger," Shirley Bassey | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Godfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Oldfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Oldfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Seppo
"Godfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Wendy Torrance
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Strange Show Love Can Be" originally "Strange How Love Can Be"
Celebrities do have high divorce rates.
Bob
"Diamonds Area Forever" originally "Diamonds Are Forever"
Yvette Bristle
Change a Letter:
"Soldfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Holdfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Boldfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Yvette Bristle
"Coldfinger" originally "Goldfinger"
Ed
"Diamonds Ate Forever" originally "Diamonds Are Forever"
Why can't those diamonds finish eating?
Jacqui O'Day
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Goldfinger" | "Gold Digger" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Goldfinger" | "Darth Vader" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Goldfinger" | "Go Figure II" | aRot |
| "Goldfinger" | "Tebow Fans" | Max Power |
| "Goldfinger" | "Go Figure" | aRot |
| "Goldfinger" | "Gold Figures" | A.E. Jones |
| "Goldfinger" | "Goldblingers" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Goldfinger" | "Goldwater" | Callmelennie |
| "Goldfinger" | "Pine Needles" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Goldfinger" | "Goldspritzer" | John A. Barry |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| History Repeating | Historical Society | KooKooDee |
| Hey Big Spender | Gambling Addiction Helpline | loonytune |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Diamonds And Pearls Prince | Diamonds Are Forever Shirley Bassey | Diamonds And Pearls Are Forever | Michael |
| Oh, Neil Carole King | Diamonds Are Forever Shirley Bassey | Oh, Neil Diamonds Are Forever | Raphael |
| Diamonds Are Forever Shirley Bassey | Diamonds And Rust Joan Baez | Diamonds And Rust Are Forever So take your car to Ziebart. | Bond |
| Diamonds Are Forever Shirley Bassey | Diamonds And Guns The Transplants | Diamonds and Guns Are Forever This is Don for Don's Guns, where we've merged with the Shane Company Diamonds. | Bond |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Shirley Bassey And Company
Shirley Bassey combined with Shirley And Company
Submitted By: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Never Never Never"
Misheard Lyrics: It's possible to live with you
Original Lyrics: Impossible to live with you
| "Goldfinger"
Misheard Lyrics: This heart: scold
Original Lyrics: This heart is cold
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"Big Spender"
Misheard Lyrics: The minute you rolled up a joint
Original Lyrics: The minute you walked in the joint
| "Goldfinger"
Misheard Lyrics: This heart is gold
Original Lyrics: This heart is cold
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Goldfinger"
Misheard Lyrics: This heart is gold
Original Lyrics: This heart is cold
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I often confused myself with this theme song from the James Bond classic, since she sings "gold" and "cold" (i.e. Goldfinger, cold finger). |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Diamonds Are Forever"
Opening Lines: Diamonds are forever, They are all I need to please me, They can stimulate and tease me, They won't leave in the night, I've no fear that they might
Comments: The rest of the opening line is: "... desert me." Again, Shirley Bassey is the only artists to record more than one of the James Bond themes. Shirley Bassey would also record the themes for "Goldfinger" and "Moonraker".
Submitted by: Peter
| "Goldfinger"
Opening Lines: Goldfinger, he's the man, the man with the Midas touch.
Comments: "Goldfinger" was the theme song from the James Bond movie of the same name (1965). Shirley Bassey took the tune to #8 in the charts. Shirley Bassey is the only singer to sing a James Bond theme more than once. Shirley Bassey also sang the title song for "Goldfinger" and "Moonraker".
Submitted by: Peter
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Band Name Anagrams:
Rye Hisses Ably Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
NOT a spoonerism, contrary to a previous post.
A Sybil's Heresy Submitted by: Eva Cave
Song Title Anagrams:
"Bring Speed" originally "Big Spender"
…or some legs are gonna get broken.
Submitted by: Amanda
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Mall Key" originally "Call Me"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Rye Hisses Ably originally "Shirley Bassey"
How can rye hiss at all?
Submitted by: Sheila Koffel
Burly Chassis originally "Shirley Bassey"
Submitted by: Julia Cox
