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Song Parodies -> "No One Escapes Vendetta"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Does It Better"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"No One Escapes Vendetta"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

No one escapes vendetta.
He'll punish you like the rest.
No one's escaping from the wrath of V.
Baby, he's obsessed.

You know he's looking
and somehow he'll find you.
It won't help to hide in the moonlight.
And you'd best remember
the fifth of November
you won't stop him from striking on that night.

And no one escapes vendetta.
Though the Chancellor thinks that he would.
No one will make it without him coming through.
'Cause the Norsefire's no good.

The way that he stabs them
whenever he grabs them
it doesn't make it look very good for you.
You might try some running
but he'll keep on coming
until the House of Parliament he's blew.

And no one escapes vendetta.
He'll punish you like the rest.
No one's escaping from the wrath of V.
Baby, baby
you know V, he's obsessed.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 6

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 1   3
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Tommy Turtle - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
DK the politics, but well-crafted switch on OS.
Larry Hensley - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well written, amazing parody.
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
worth reading for the brilliant pacing alone, MP - 555
faye raye - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
love the film, love the parody

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