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Song Parodies -> "No Met Win"

Original Song Title:

"Forget Him"

Original Performer:

Bobby Rydell

Parody Song Title:

"No Met Win"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Anybody who thinks the New York Mets are the best team in baseball, or even the best baseball team in New York, needs to have their heads examined. And, as the Hall of Fame pitcher Dizzy Dean would say, they won't find anything.
No Met win
even though you love them.
No Met win
though so much you care.
You'll see all those other teams above them.
When ticker tape comes down
they won't be there.
Oh...

Little girl you
should just go and shove them.
They'll break your heart.
Just wait and see!
They're going to lose now.
Gonna give you the blues now.
No Met win.
So go root for Yankees!

(No Met win
even though you love them.
No Met win
though so much you care.)
You'll see all those other teams above them.
When ticker tape comes down
they won't be there.
Oh...

Little girl you
should just go and shove them.
They'll break your heart.
Just wait and see!
They're going to lose now.
Gonna give you the blues now.
No Met win.
So go root for Yankees!

They're going to lose now.
Gonna give you the blues now.
No Met win.

So go root for Yankees!

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alvin rhodes - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
you're probably right
Bernard Pacholek - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Once again, my little brother doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. At least he didn't libel our great President in the process. Hey, who's that cute little chick with the pointed ears? Whoa, mama!
Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
So the same half-injured Yankee team that Met fans bragged about barely taking two of three from at Shea has now beaten the Mets two out of three in The Bronx, including a 16-7 shellacking (really, it was 16-4 before "garbage time"). Can we now please move past this foolish conceit that the Mets are the future, that they're taking over New York, that they have a chance in hell of going anywhere in October? I mean, 1-5 against the Yankees and Red Sox?

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