Come here, Armando.
Come inside, watch us hit balls to the moon.
Come here, Armando.
Get a ring soon.

You've got pitching numbers like you're hooked on crystal meth
and Met fans wanna hold your throat and choke you half to death.
Now we know how far you'd go to ease postseason ache.
You know we need bullpen help, your salary we'll take
just to pitch you, just to pitch you
oh, to pitch you, ohhhh...

Come here, Armando.
Come inside, watch us hit balls to the moon.
Come here, Armando.
Get a ring soon.

Keeping our eyes open 'til opposing pitchers sleep.
Giving you a lead we think you might, this time, just keep.
Now you are in Pinstripes with the team that is the best.
Now go pitch our eighth inning, Mariano does the rest.
We beseech you, we beseech you
we beseech you, ohhhh...

Come here, Armando.
Come inside, watch us hit balls to the moon.
Come here, Armando.
Get a ring soon.

I don't care what they think!
I don't care what they say!
How long has it been since they won anywayyyy...

Come, come here Armando.
Get a ring, get a ring, get a ring...
You'll get a ring!
Come here, Armando.
Come inside, watch us hit balls to the moon.
Come here, Armando.
Get a ring soon!
Get a ring! Get a ring! Get a ring, you'll get a ring!
Come here, Armando.
Come inside, watch us hit balls to the moon.
Come here, Armando.
Get a ring soon!
Get a ring! Get a ring! Get a ring, you'll get a ring!