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Fun Music Information -> Melissa Etheridge

This is the most recent information about Melissa Etheridge that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Melissa Etheridge, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Melissa Ethridge

Jokes:

Q: How can you tell what guitar belongs to Melissa Etheridge at the Hard Rock Cafe?
A: It's the one with a strap on.
Submitted by:
Q: Did you hear about the book that Melissa Etheridge's daughter is going to write?
A: It's called 'Mommie Queerest'
Submitted by: Carla
There are additional music jokes available.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Bailey Jean - One of her children with ex-partner Julie Cypher (with an assist from David Crosby.) Submitted by: She
  • Johnnie Rose and Miller Steven - Her and wife Tammy's babies They are so cute! Submitted by: Apple Stephanie
  • Beckett - Submitted by: Eric Andrews

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I'm The Only One,"There are many other people besides you.Yvette Bristle
"Chrome Plated Heart,"How the heck can you have a chrome plated heart?Crispay Chicken

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Is There Something I Should Know?," Duran Duran"I Want To Come Over," Melissa Etheridge
"Come On Over To My Place," The Drifters"I Want To Come Over," Melissa Etheridge
"Dance Only With Me," Perry Como"I'm The Only One," Melissa Etheridge
"The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers," Cast of Disney's 'Winnie-The-Pooh'"I'm The Only One," Melissa Etheridge
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Lie The Way I Do" originally "Like The Way I Do"
Chandra
"Rig The Bells" originally "Ring The Bells"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Come To My Widow" originally "Come To My Window"
Maybe someday, Melissa.
Peter

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"If I Wanted Toy" originally "If I Wanted To"
Naomi Swanson
"If I Wanted Tom" originally "If I Wanted To"
...I would contact him
Serafina
"If I Wanted Two" originally "If I Wanted To"
Serafina
"Bring The Bells" originally "Ring The Bells"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"I'm The Only Cone" originally "I'm The Only One"
Nick

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"I'm The Oily One" originally "I'm The Only One"
Angelica Monaghan
"Like The Way I Go" originally "Like The Way I Do"
Laura
"Bike The Way I Do" originally "Like The Way I Do"
Laura
"Live The Way I Do" originally "Like The Way I Do"
Laura
"If I Waited To" originally "If I Wanted To"
Serafina

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I'm The Only One""I'm The Rumor Weed"Hu's On First
"Come To My Window""Can't Find My Rhino"Blaydeman
"I'm the Only One""I'm Attila The Hun"Tony Wiseguy
"Come to my Window""Dance on my Table"Exxtregular/Chanell W
"Bring Me Some Water""Somebody Lend Me A Quarter"Bitterheart(Formerly Known as SUFIWTSIF)
"Bring Me Some Water""Stay Away From My Daughter"Stupid Un-funny idiot who thinks she is funny
"Message To Myself""A Message For King Austin"Christy McDaniel
"Come to My Window""Where Did the Wins Go"Michael Pacholek
"If I Wanted To""Diego To The Rescue"Christy McDaniel
"You Can Sleep While I Drive""Baby, You Can Drink While I Drive"BonnieB

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I Need To Wake UpSleep disorder clinicPeter
Bring Me Some WaterDrought Assistance HotlineFussBudgetVanPelt
I Wanna Come OverConvelescence Supplies (Wheelchairs, crutches, etc.)lesbefriends
Bring Me Some WaterPhoenix (AZ) Emergency Rescue HotlineIndomitus

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Cleaning Out My Closet
   Eminem
Coming Out Blues
   Melissa Etheridge
Coming Out My Closet Blues
No comment :)
Alianne
I Want To Come Over
   Melissa Etheridge
Right Now
   Van Halen
I Want To Come Over Right Now
Megan
I'm The Only One
   Melissa Etheridge
Still Loving You
   Scorpions
I'm The Only One Still Loving You
Ed
Come To My Window
   Melissa Etheridge
Dirty Window
   Metallica
Come To My Dirty Window
...and clean it for me please.
Blue Ant
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Togetheridge
Melissa Etheridge combined with Together
Submitted By: Quyjibo

Misheard Lyrics:

"Come to My Window"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come inside
Wait by the light of the room
Original Lyrics:
Crawl inside
Wait by the light of the moon
"If I Wanted To"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I wanted to
I could run fast as a dream
Original Lyrics:
If I wanted to
I could run fast as a train
"I'm The Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only feed that makes you run
The semen that you're hiding from
Original Lyrics:
It's only fear that makes you run
The demons that you're hiding from
"I Want to Come Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna come over, to help with the concert, Prince
Original Lyrics:
I wanna come over, to hell with the consequence
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Want To Come Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a Kimono
To hell with the concert plans.
Original Lyrics:
I want to come over
To hell with the consequence.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Hilary

A coworker of a friend thought that these were the real lyrics. We have no idea what she was thinking, but perhaps that having a Kimono was of great importance to Ms. Ethridge? Enough to miss a concert for anyway.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Come To My Window"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Come to my window, I'll be home soon.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why is she telling [whoever] to 'come to my window' yet later on she says 'I'll be home soon'? Apparently, she seems to be asking for a robber to show up!
Submitted by: Dyan Cannonball
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"I Want To Come Over"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I know you're home
You left your light on
You know I'm here
The night is thin
I know you're alone
I watched the car leave
Your lover is gone
Let me in
Why They're Inappropriate:
Basically the entire song is inappropriate, but I selected these particular lyrics. I love this song, but are people even aware of what the words about? It's about when Melissa Etheridge was having an affair with Lou Diamond Phillips' wife!!!
Submitted by: Crispay Chicken
 

Dated Song Lyrics:

"You Used To Love To Dance"
The Dated Lyrics:
Well ecstasy ain't free
Why They're Dated:
These days, 'ecstasy' refers to a drug.
Submitted by: Lisa
"2001"
The Dated Lyrics:
Wake me up in the year 2001
Why They're Dated:
Well, since 2001 has already come and gone, she'd already be awake by now!
Submitted by: Redhead64
There are additional dated lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"If I Wan Ted To" originally "If I Wanted To"
Ted would probably be wan waiting for Etheridge.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"If I Want Ed To" originally "If I Wanted To"
Etheridge probably won't want Ed to.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

I See This Ledger, Ma Submitted by: Alexis
Same Light, Desiree Submitted by: Alexis
Desiree Has Gimlet Submitted by: Alexis
Gimlet = a small tool used for making holes
See Large Dish Item Submitted by: Alexis
Reset Dish Mileage Submitted by: Alexis
As in how long you use a satellite dish?

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"I Melt On Honey" originally "I'm The Only One"
Submitted by: Alanis More Upset
"I Melt No Honey" originally "I'm The Only One"
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"Homely To Nine" originally "I'm The Only One"
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"White Oak Yield" originally "Like The Way I Do"
Submitted by: Caroline Vale
"Ideal With Yoke" originally "Like The Way I Do"
Submitted by: Newt Gingpoor

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"The Prison"
The Lyrics:
I was high and dry like the Kansas sky
If I ached for any more I knew I'd surely die
Why:
Kansas
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
 

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Not revealing the gender of her songs' subjects"
An out-and-proud lesbian (practically) from the start, Ms. Etheridge made a voluntary decision to not use gendered terms for the subjects of her famous love ballads. She claims that she did not do this out of shame, but because she did not wish to alienate listeners so that anyone, regardless of gender or sexual orientation, could relate to her music, which seems to have worked given her large fan base.
Submitted by: Raphael

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