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Song Parodies -> "Dance on my Table"

Original Song Title:

"Come to my Window"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Melissa Etheridge

Parody Song Title:

"Dance on my Table"

Parody Written by:

Exxtregular/Chanell W

The Lyrics

Don't pay too close attention to the details, I'm not curious, just being fun. Fellas, enjoy!
Verse 1
I don’t know just what I’m doing in this lesbo club
Cuz I’m not gay I don’t like women, oh not very much
I guess it’s the alcohol that’s got me feeling tweeked
And now I’m weak and glassy eyed and I’d give anything
Just to frisk you, just to frisk you
Want to frisk you…

Chorus
Dance on my table
Move ya hips, shake up your hair like a whore
Dance on my table
Show me your moves

Verse 2
We were making out before the final song was through
And I felt like Kate Perry, I’m curious it’s true
And I don’t have a boyfriend ‘cause I don’t trust many guys
I don’t want a relationship I’m just gonna ride the ride
Let me frisk you, Iet me frisk you
Wanna frisk you…

Chorus
Dance on my table
Move ya hips, shake up your hair like a whore
Dance on my table
Show me your moves

Bridge
Twist and shout, drop it low
Don’t be scared no one knows
And I want you to know that I’m,
Not ashamed!

Dance, dance on my table
Shake it up, shake it up, shake it up
Girl, shake it up!

Chorus
Dance on my table
Move ya hips, shake up your hair like a whore
Dance on my table
Show me your moves

Dance on my table
Move ya hips, shake up your hair like a whore
Dance on my table
Show me your moves

Shake it up, shake it up
Shake it up!!



Smooches!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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SamIAM25 - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Awww yeaahhh!!! lol
Mark Scotti - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
$555.00 for the next dance!!!
Timmy1000 - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Plenty of 5's for this club.
Mr.G - June 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Come dance on my table, I'll make it worth your while...trust me! lol

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