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Song Parodies -> "I'm Attila The Hun"

Original Song Title:

"I'm the Only One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Melissa Etheridge

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Attila The Hun"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Hey Roman Empire I'm no farmer in the dell.
I got arrows a zippin' and flying and tearin',
And it feels like a cold day in hell.
We're getting our ass kicked and I don't know what to do.
All our warriors are on vacation and I'm working with a skeleton crew.
I try to to keep morale up by singing folk songs.
Joe do me a favor and say hello to Ghenhis Khan.

And I'm Atilla the Hun.
I'm pillaging a town near you.
And I'm Atilla the Hun.
I'm taking over your country too.
Its only war that makes it fun.
And when you're all dead and gone you know,
I'll still be hanging on.
I'm Atilla the Hun.

Hey Roman Empire don't flee,
Its only worldly acclaim.
You know the score,
No more blood and gore,
I'm just bulding a bicycle lane.
The moon and the sun and the stars,
Won't stop my tooth decay.
I'm the star of the show,
Call me Ivanhoe.
Killing people gives me a migraine.
I try to keep morale up by singing folk songs.
Joe, do me a favor and say hello to Ghenghis Khan.

And I'm Attila the Hun.
I'm pillaging a town near you.
And I'm Attila the Hun.
You thought I was Winnie the Pooh?
Its only war that makes it fun,
And when you're all dead and gone,
You know I'll still be hanging on.
I'm Attila the Hun.

I try to keep morale up by singing folk songs
Joe go see if you can get that boat across the River Kwan.
And I'm Attila the Hun.
I'm pillaging a town near you.
And I'm Attila the Hun.
I'm taking over your country too.

Its only war that makes it fun,
And when you're all dead and gone,
You know I'll still be hanging on.
I'm Attila the Hun. Yeah, yeah yeah.

And I'm Attila the Hun,
I'm pillaging a town near you.
Its only war that makes it fun,
And when you're all dead and gone,
You know I'll still be hanging on.
I'm Attila the Hun.
I'm Attila the Hun, baby.
I'm Attila the Hun.
And guess who happened to lose another shoe.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Old Man Ribber - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
A Hun-ny of a job. ;D
Michael Pacholek - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
We're still having fun, and you're still the Hun. (You wanna write one off that, be my guest.)
TW - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR and Michael. Yeah the decade has expired but Lucy still has a guy who's rhyming!
randomnoodles - June 05, 2014 - Report this comment
what the frick kind of ending is that?????

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