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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| If I Could Host the 'Price is Right' | How to Save a Life | The Fray | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 268 | |
| Criminal | Physical | Olivia Newton John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Sometimes Ann Coulter Sounds so Sappy | Sunshine on my Sholders | John Denver | 2.2 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 83 | |
| Since Your Sex Change | Since You Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson | 4.0 | 3.0 | 1.0 | 100 | |
| And The Stars Were Out Drunk Driving | Kung Fu Fighting | Carl Douglas | 3.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 133 | |
| I'll Lick you Miss USA | America | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Mel Drinks | Love Stinks | The J. Geils band | 3.7 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 112 | |
| I Just Wanna Eat That Food With Transfat | I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That | Elton John | No Votes | 83 | |||
| Pierced and Studded | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Smoking Dope Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 205 | |
| Queen of Mean | Dancing Queen | Abba | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Gaining Weight | The Waiting | Tom Petty | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 95 | |
| Sleep with Lucy Liu | Fly Like an Eagle | Steve Miller Band | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| Oh Britney | Oh Girl | Paul Young | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 104 | |
| I Got Sick on a Cruise Line | I Heard it Through the Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| I'll Play My Bagpipe | Hash Pipe | Weezer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Throw the Phone | Turn to Stone | Electric Light Orchestra | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 109 | |
| Scarlett Johansson | You Should be Dancing | Bee Gees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 111 | |
| Cooks who Grill | Looks that Kill | Motley Crue | No Votes | 121 | |||
| Lookin' for Sex with Handsome Young Pages | Lookin' for Love | Johnny Lee | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 94 | |
| (Theme) from the Republicans | (Theme) from The Monkees | The Monkees | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 106 | |
| Adios Michael Jackson | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | 1.4 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 97 | |
| Any Little Thing She Does Makes News | Every Little Thing She Does is Magic | The Police | 4.5 | 3.0 | 2.9 | 90 | |
| Rummy | Money | Pink Floyd | 1.4 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 71 | |
| Her Name is Liz Hurley | She Drives Me Crazy | Fine Young Cannibals | 5.0 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 89 | |
| I Guess That's Why They Call me Tom Cruise | I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Oh Yeah Maria Sharapova (I Love Her) | It's Only Rock 'n Roll (But I Like it) | Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 79 | |
| The President is Stoned | The Tide is High | Blondie | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 113 | |
| Player of an Air Guitar | Owner Of A Lonely Heart | Yes | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| Katie Katie | Monday Monday | The Mamas and The Papas | 4.8 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 83 | |
| Skeletons in my Closet | Saturday in the Park | Chicago | No Votes | 138 | |||
| Who'll Save David Blaine? | Who'll Stop the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 80 | |
| I Won't Date a Woman Who's Name is Britney | I Need a Lover | John Mellencamp | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 83 | |
| Keep Screaming Alec Baldwin | Shine On You Crazy Diamond | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 95 | |
| What if God Was Don Imus | One of Us | Joan Osbourne | 2.9 | 3.0 | 2.9 | 91 | |
| Menage A Trois | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 101 | |
| Psycho | Vertigo | U2 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 138 | |
| Identity | Boyfriend | Ashlee Simpson | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 89 | |
| Penelope Cruz | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Crashing On Wall Street | Dancing In The Street | Martha Reeves & The Vandellas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| (Here's to you) Martha Stewart | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 109 | |
| You're So Gay | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 1019 | |
| We Should All Smoke Crack | Why Can't We Be Friends | War | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 110 | |
| Now I'm A Pervert | Nobody's Perfect | Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 261 | |
| The Day Anna Nicole Died | The Night Chicago Died | Paper Lace | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| We All Know It's Lindsay | Windy | The Association | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Winona Ryder | The Low Rider | War | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 129 | |
| Laurie Dhue | Jackie Blue | Ozark Mountain Daredevils | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 293 | |
| Hollywood Must Be Missing a Hilton | Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel | Tavares | 4.3 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| (I Wanna Get Some) Janet Jackson | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 74 | |
| Sex Video | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 510 | |
| Steroid Induced Home Run | Mother & Child Reunion | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Crossing Guard | Closing Time | Semisonic | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| I Sued A Fast Food Chain | I Made It Through The Rain | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Won't You Please Adopt Me Angelina Jolie | Tie A Yellow Ribbon ( 'Round The Ole Oak Tree) | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 110 | |
| If I Could Date Kate Moss | If I Could Turn Back Time | Cher | 3.7 | 4.0 | 3.7 | 173 | |
| Hey Ivanka Trump | Aqualung | Jethro Tull | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 225 | |
| Marry Me My Lesbian Love | Carry On My Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 232 | |
| Don't Cha Wish Your Boyfriend Had Hair And Teeth | Don't Cha | Pussycat Dolls | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 297 | |
| I Love The Blondes | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Mischa Barton | Band On The Run | Wings | No Votes | 201 | |||
| I'm So Shallow | I Will Follow | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Say Pipedream | Hey Nineteen | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Guys Just Want To Get Laid | Girls Just Want To Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 705 | |
| Even The Killers Get Arrested Sometimes | Even The Losers | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 97 | |
| Jennifer Aniston | Jennifer Juniper | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| In A Nudist Colony | In A Big Country | Big Country | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| She's Amy Winehouse | Brickhouse | The Commodores | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 138 | |
| Toupee | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 158 | |
| I'm In Love With Sharon Stone | I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| You're Into Role Play | You Take My Breathe Away | Rex Smith | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Your Body Is A Wasteland | Your Body Is A Wonderland | John Mayer | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 220 | |
| Marbury Dolan Isiah/Spectacle | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 119 | |
| You're Hideous | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 2.8 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 335 | |
| Southern Girls | Southern Nights | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Britney And The Kids | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 133 | |
| I'm Well Endowed | Get Off My Cloud | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 187 | |
| Grab That Last Dollar Heather Mills | Last Train To Clarksville | The Monkees | 4.6 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Sex with Two Girls | Best of Both Worlds | Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 412 | |
| Student Teacher Love | Come and Get Your Love | Redbone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 411 | |
| Talk Like a Politician | Walk ike An Egyptian | The Bangles | 4.2 | 5.0 | 4.6 | 137 | |
| If I Was Hugh Hefner | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| I Guess You Just Went and Cheated | Just What I Needed | The Cars | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 182 | |
| Jail Bait | I'll Wait | Van Halen | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 164 | |
| Lindsey's a Lezzie | It Don't Come Easy | Ringo Starr | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.4 | 91 | |
| ARod and Madonna | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 228 | |
| Life as a Circus Clown | Life in a Northern Town | Dream Academy | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 80 | |
| Don't Let Marisa Miller Stay Married | Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 105 | |
| I Flashed A Girl | I Kissed A Girl | Katy Perry | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 187 | |
| McCain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 113 | |
| I'd Kill Brian Austin Green For You | I Melt With You | Modern English | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 78 | |
| I Want Keira Knightley | I Want You To Want Me | Cheap Trick | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 75 | |
| Dancing With The Stars | Dancing With Myself | Billy Idol | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 85 | |
| Let Me Get Oprah Stoned | Good Times Roll | The Cars | No Votes | 56 | |||
| How I Live Rent Free | How You Remind Me | Nickelback | 2.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 49 | |
