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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
If I Could Host the 'Price is Right'How to Save a LifeThe Fray2007-02-16
CriminalPhysicalOlivia Newton John2007-02-27
Sometimes Ann Coulter Sounds so SappySunshine on my SholdersJohn Denver2007-02-28
Since Your Sex ChangeSince You Been GoneKelly Clarkson2007-02-28
And The Stars Were Out Drunk DrivingKung Fu FightingCarl Douglas2007-03-01
I'll Lick you Miss USAAmericaNeil Diamond2007-03-01
Mel DrinksLove StinksThe J. Geils band2007-03-02
I Just Wanna Eat That Food With TransfatI Don't Wanna Go On With You Like ThatElton John2007-03-02
Pierced and StuddedHot BloodedForeigner2007-03-03
Smoking Dope AgainOn the Road AgainWillie Nelson2007-03-03
Queen of MeanDancing QueenAbba2007-03-06
Gaining WeightThe WaitingTom Petty2007-03-06
Sleep with Lucy LiuFly Like an EagleSteve Miller Band2007-03-07
Oh BritneyOh GirlPaul Young2007-03-08
I Got Sick on a Cruise LineI Heard it Through the GrapevineMarvin Gaye2007-03-09
I'll Play My BagpipeHash PipeWeezer2007-03-09
Throw the PhoneTurn to StoneElectric Light Orchestra2007-03-12
Scarlett JohanssonYou Should be DancingBee Gees2007-03-12
Cooks who GrillLooks that KillMotley Crue2007-03-12
Lookin' for Sex with Handsome Young PagesLookin' for LoveJohnny Lee2007-03-13
(Theme) from the Republicans(Theme) from The MonkeesThe Monkees2007-03-14
Adios Michael JacksonRuby TuesdayRolling Stones2007-03-15
Any Little Thing She Does Makes NewsEvery Little Thing She Does is MagicThe Police2007-03-16
RummyMoneyPink Floyd2007-03-19
Her Name is Liz HurleyShe Drives Me CrazyFine Young Cannibals2007-03-20
I Guess That's Why They Call me Tom CruiseI Guess That's Why They Call it the BluesElton John2007-03-23
Oh Yeah Maria Sharapova (I Love Her)It's Only Rock 'n Roll (But I Like it)Rolling Stones2007-03-28
The President is StonedThe Tide is HighBlondie2007-03-29
Player of an Air GuitarOwner Of A Lonely HeartYes2007-03-31
Katie KatieMonday MondayThe Mamas and The Papas2007-04-03
Skeletons in my ClosetSaturday in the ParkChicago2007-04-04
Who'll Save David Blaine?Who'll Stop the RainCreedence Clearwater Revival2007-04-08
I Won't Date a Woman Who's Name is BritneyI Need a LoverJohn Mellencamp2007-04-19
Keep Screaming Alec BaldwinShine On You Crazy DiamondPink Floyd2007-04-24
What if God Was Don ImusOne of UsJoan Osbourne2007-04-27
Menage A TroisMy Cherie AmourStevie Wonder2007-04-28
PsychoVertigoU22007-05-01
IdentityBoyfriendAshlee Simpson2007-05-02
Penelope CruzSea CruiseFrankie Ford2007-05-04
Crashing On Wall StreetDancing In The StreetMartha Reeves & The Vandellas2007-05-09
(Here's to you) Martha StewartMrs. RobinsonSimon & Garfunkel2007-05-10
You're So GayYesterdayThe Beatles2007-05-17
We Should All Smoke CrackWhy Can't We Be FriendsWar2007-05-20
Now I'm A PervertNobody's PerfectMiley Cyrus/Hannah Montana2007-05-21
The Day Anna Nicole DiedThe Night Chicago DiedPaper Lace2007-05-30
We All Know It's LindsayWindyThe Association2007-05-31
Winona RyderThe Low RiderWar2007-05-31
Laurie DhueJackie BlueOzark Mountain Daredevils2007-06-01
Hollywood Must Be Missing a HiltonHeaven Must Be Missing An AngelTavares2007-06-08
(I Wanna Get Some) Janet Jackson(I Can't Get No) SatisfactionRolling Stones2007-06-12
Sex VideoKokomoBeach Boys2007-06-14
Steroid Induced Home RunMother & Child ReunionPaul Simon2007-06-18
Crossing GuardClosing TimeSemisonic2007-06-19
I Sued A Fast Food ChainI Made It Through The RainBarry Manilow2007-06-20
Won't You Please Adopt Me Angelina JolieTie A Yellow Ribbon ( 'Round The Ole Oak Tree)Tony Orlando And Dawn2007-06-25
If I Could Date Kate MossIf I Could Turn Back TimeCher2007-07-05
Hey Ivanka TrumpAqualungJethro Tull2007-07-16
Marry Me My Lesbian LoveCarry On My Wayward SonKansas2007-07-30
Don't Cha Wish Your Boyfriend Had Hair And TeethDon't ChaPussycat Dolls2007-08-06
I Love The BlondesI Write The SongsBarry Manilow2007-08-08
Mischa BartonBand On The RunWings2007-08-10
I'm So ShallowI Will FollowU22007-08-20
Say PipedreamHey NineteenSteely Dan2007-08-30
Guys Just Want To Get LaidGirls Just Want To Have FunCyndi Lauper2007-09-06
Even The Killers Get Arrested SometimesEven The LosersTom Petty2007-10-09
Jennifer AnistonJennifer JuniperDonovan2007-12-06
In A Nudist ColonyIn A Big CountryBig Country2007-12-11
She's Amy WinehouseBrickhouseThe Commodores2007-12-14
ToupeeBad DayDaniel Powter2007-12-18
I'm In Love With Sharon StoneI'm Not Your Steppin' StoneThe Monkees2007-12-23
You're Into Role PlayYou Take My Breathe AwayRex Smith2007-12-26
Your Body Is A WastelandYour Body Is A WonderlandJohn Mayer2007-12-28
Marbury Dolan Isiah/SpectacleScarborough Fair/CanticleSimon & Garfunkel2008-01-08
You're HideousYou're BeautifulJames Blunt2008-01-14
Southern GirlsSouthern NightsGlen Campbell2008-01-18
Britney And The KidsBennie And The JetsElton John2008-01-22
I'm Well EndowedGet Off My CloudRolling Stones2008-02-03
Grab That Last Dollar Heather MillsLast Train To ClarksvilleThe Monkees2008-03-20
Sex with Two GirlsBest of Both WorldsMiley Cyrus/Hannah Montana2008-03-26
Student Teacher LoveCome and Get Your LoveRedbone2008-03-28
Talk Like a PoliticianWalk ike An EgyptianThe Bangles2008-04-14
If I Was Hugh HefnerNobody Does It BetterCarly Simon2008-04-17
I Guess You Just Went and CheatedJust What I NeededThe Cars2008-05-12
Jail BaitI'll WaitVan Halen2008-06-11
Lindsey's a LezzieIt Don't Come EasyRingo Starr2008-06-15
ARod and MadonnaLady MadonnaThe Beatles2008-07-07
Life as a Circus ClownLife in a Northern TownDream Academy2008-07-24
Don't Let Marisa Miller Stay MarriedDon't Let The Sun Go Down On MeElton John2008-08-03
I Flashed A GirlI Kissed A GirlKaty Perry2008-08-18
McCainCocaineEric Clapton2008-09-14
I'd Kill Brian Austin Green For YouI Melt With YouModern English2008-09-22
I Want Keira KnightleyI Want You To Want MeCheap Trick2008-10-05
Dancing With The StarsDancing With MyselfBilly Idol2008-10-07
Let Me Get Oprah StonedGood Times RollThe Cars2008-10-26
How I Live Rent FreeHow You Remind MeNickelback2008-11-16
This Is SenilityWe Are FamilySister Sledge2008-11-28
Stacy Keibler's ElfAll By MyselfEric Carmen2008-12-01
Another Nun Turns to LustAnother One Bites the DustQueen2008-12-17
Friday Black FridaySunday Bloody SundayU22008-12-23
Bad RappersBack StabbersThe O'jays2009-01-12
Single Mothers (Lose That Kid)Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)Beyonce2009-01-20
She Just Wants to ShopI Just Wanna StopGino Vanelli2009-01-28
I'm Wearing Tight JeansWorking on a DreamBruce Springsteen2009-02-01
Children of the CornRiders on the StormThe Doors2009-02-08
Just Smoke That BongDon't Bring Me DownElectric Light Orchestra2009-02-09
I'm in Love with a Model from Victoria's SecretQueen of the SupermarketBruce Springsteen2009-02-11
Let Me Show You What Drugs Can DoWhat Love Can DoBruce Springsteen2009-02-15
(Sorry!) Good Sex with Your WifeGood Riddance (Time of Your Life)Green Day2009-02-22
Streaking Isn't ObsceneRunnin' Down a DreamTom Petty2009-03-01
Ain't No McNuggets When They're GoneAin't No SunshineBill Withers2009-03-08
Neck BracePoker FaceLady Ga Ga2009-03-11
Homeless ManSaturday NightBay City Rollers2009-03-15
IncarcerationInfatuationRod Stewart2009-03-18
I was Born a Peepin' TomRambli' ManThe Allman Brothers Band2009-04-09
Can You Feel The Bedbugs BiteCan You Feel The Love TonightElton John2009-04-19
The HooliganThe Candy ManSammy Davis Jr.2009-05-31
Mind ReaderMan EaterHall & Oates2009-06-01
Butt CrackStand BackStevie Nicks2009-06-02
Oat BranRoxanneThe Police2009-06-10
Who Can Bail Me OutWho Can It Be NowMen At Work2009-06-14
My Old AgeMy GenerationThe Who2009-07-14
Walking the DogBreaking the LawJudas Priest2009-07-20
Hey LeprosyHey JealousyGin Blossoms2009-07-20
Really Bad Boy Of Extra Work21st Century Schizoid ManKing Crimson2009-07-21
Only a TV FreakOnly a MemorySmithereens2009-11-25
OctomomRocket Man (I Think She'll get Pregnant Again)Elton John2009-11-30
When I Drink with YouWhen I Think of YouJanet Jackson2009-12-06
I Need a CloneI Drink AloneGeorge Thurogood2009-12-07
SwearShoutTears For Fears2009-12-09
Would A Snuggie Man Wear Gloves?Lucky ManEmerson, Lake & Palmer2009-12-10
Bra StrapRehabAmy Winehouse2009-12-13
The Great Exploding EmployeeThe Great PretenderThe Platters2009-12-21
American IdolAmerican WomanThe Guess Who2009-12-22
The Apple Pie Ala ModeThe Old Man Down the RoadJohn Fogerty2009-12-27
Tiger Give Her Your NumberRikki Don't Lose That NumberSteely Dan2009-12-28
I'm HornyI'm SorryBrenda Lee2009-12-30
I'm Attila The HunI'm the Only OneMelissa Etheridge2010-01-03
Charlie SheenCharlie BrownThe Coasters2010-01-04
Apron StringsBroken WingsMr. Mister2010-01-07
I Hate DrowningI Like Dreamin'Kenny Nolan2010-01-10
FamilyMandyBarry Manilow2010-01-11
She's a Mail Order BrideTicket To RideThe Beatles2010-01-12
Old for Plastic SurgeryCult of PersonalityLiving Colour2010-01-13
Welfare ManSupermanR.E.M.2010-01-17
I'm Not Wearing UnderwearLove to Love You babyDonna Summer2010-01-20
Dirty Old ManSharp Dressed ManZZ Top2010-01-20
Looks Like She Faked ItLooks Look We Made ItBarry Manilow2010-02-16
Pet PsychicsGhostbustersRay Parker Jr.2010-02-22
PleasurePressureBilly Joel2010-03-03
Marcia BradyFoxy LadyJimi Hendrix2010-03-16
April EveLet It BeThe Beatles2010-05-20
Bling BlingWild ThingThe Troggs2010-05-21
Like a Worn Out Sex ToyRhinestone CowboyGlen Campbell2010-06-01
It's My OrgyIt's My PartyLesley Gore2010-06-04
I Want a One Night StandI Want to Hold Your HandThe Beatles2010-06-21
If I Can't Sleep with the BabysitterGimme ShelterThe Rolling Stones2010-06-23
All He Wants to do is Shoot and Kill Bugs BunnyPaper PlanesM.I.A.2010-07-07
I'm the Weather ManBoogie ManKC & The Sunshine Band2010-07-20
Lebron and His EgoMe and My ArrowHarry Nilsson2010-07-28
DivorceI'm YoursJason Mraz2010-08-05
Lap DanceLet's DanceDavid Bowie2010-08-09
I Haven't Made It YetHaven't Met You YetMichael Buble2010-08-11
There's a Gay Guy Checking me OutBad Moon RisingCreedence Clearwater Revival2010-08-13
Dr. LauraDr. RobertThe Beatles2010-08-20
Its Okay to PlagiarizeToo Late to ApologizeOne Republic2010-08-23
Hey Lounge SingerHey Soul SisterTrain2011-01-26
Jen Can't Stop Loving BradCan't Stand LosingThe Police2011-01-27
Kim KardashianUnder My ThumbThe Rolling Stones2011-02-24
I Hate Justin BieberHooked on a FeelingBlue Swede2011-02-28
KushTushZZ Top2011-03-23
Groundhog DayNew Years DayU22011-03-25
My Cat MeowedNeed You NowLady Antebellum2011-03-28
She's Anne HathawayBeautiful DayU22011-05-18
He Got Some Action On The Side (Arnold Did)Time Is On My SideThe Rolling Stones2011-06-08
In Love with her VibratorLove in an ElevatorAerosmith2011-06-27
I Never Met a Gerl Who Was Such a BoreA Girl Like YouEdwyn Collins2011-07-01
My Girlfriend's BlackMy Boyfriend's BackThe Angels2011-07-25
To All the Kids on the Jersey ShoreTo All the Girls I've Loved BeforeJulio Iglesias and Willie Nelson2011-08-08
Ain't That Stuff DandruffTuff EnuffThe Fabulous Thunderbirds2012-02-01
I Had Another Wet Dream (Last Night)I Had Too Much To Dream (Last Night)The Electric Prunes2012-03-15
Three Men (And a Baby)Dude (Looks Like a Lady)Aerosmith2012-03-27
Soccer MomPiano ManBilly Joel2012-03-30
I Am Never Ever Getting My Act TogetherWe Are Never Ever Getting Back TogetherTaylor Swift2012-12-17
I'm Throwing UpI'm Coming OutDiana Ross2013-02-28
Tweet Somethin' StupidSweet City WomanThe Stampeders2013-03-04
I Really Can't SeeYou Really Got MeThe Kinks2013-03-07
In-A Eva LongoriaIn-A-Gadda-Da-VidaIron Butterfly2013-03-12
A Gay Guys LifeA Hard Day's NightThe Beatles2013-03-13
She's a TrainwreckShe's A RainbowThe Rolling Stones2013-03-18
I Hate You Cause You're Head-strongLove You Like A Love SongSelena Gomez2013-04-02
Model from SwedenAngel of HarlemU22013-09-23
Spelling BeeStay With MeSam Smith2014-07-21
Jumpin' Jack FlashGrumpy The CatThe Rolling Stones2014-09-24
Me and my Stolen CarMe and my Broken HeartRixton2015-02-26
Put My Hand on your ShoulderPut Your Head on my ShoulderPaul Anka2015-03-02
I'll Have to Smoke Some Buds in a BongI'll Have To Say I Love You In A SongJim Croce2015-04-27
Me and Rainey QualleyMe and Johnny CashRainey Qualley2015-05-22
I Can't DriveStayin' AliveBee Gees2016-01-04
Rainy DaysLonely DaysBee Gees2016-01-07
Betty Crocker ThighsBette Davis EyesKim Carnes2016-01-26
More Than CaitlynMore Than A WomanBee Gees2016-02-18
Playin' Pokemon GoGoin' to a Go GoSmokey Robinson & The Miracles2017-01-17
Time TravellersTime PassagesAl Stewart2017-10-30