-> "To All the Kids on the Jersey Shore"
Original Song Title:
"To All the Girls I've Loved Before"
Parody Song Title:
"To All the Kids on the Jersey Shore"
The Lyrics
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore
I wouldn't call you insecure
You need a drinking song
I dedicate this bong
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
To all the kids who got undressed
Was it a houseguest or incest?
Wild oats you had to sow
I owe nothing I know
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
It seems like they are always fighting
And just when things seem okay
There they are once again fighting
Just like an instant replay.
To all the kids who love the night life
Please stay away from sharp knives
You can be so headstrong
I dedicate this thong
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
To all the kids who had laundry
Sammi, Vinny, Pauly and Snooki
You turned it into an art
I'll never be a part
Of all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
It seems like they are always tanning
And using lots of hairspray
And if they continue to keep on tanning
Skin cancer won't be far away.
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore
Don't forget your manicure
Hit that gym real strong
I dedicate this bong
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore
I wouldn't call you insecure
I hope you all get along
I dedicate this song
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
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