-> "Any Little Thing She Does Makes News"
Original Song Title:
"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Any Little Thing She Does Makes News"
The Lyrics
Oh and I've tried to accept the fact
That I'll always see her face wherever I go.
Did she ever find her missing Sidekick?
Only the paparazzi really know for sure.
Any little thing she does makes news,
Any little yelp from Tinkerbell.
Soon she'll be charging membership dues,
Now I know my life is a living hell.
Well I have to tell you people I live a simple life,
Believe it or not.
Now I open up a newspaper,
And there's a picture of Paris Hilton smoking pot.
Any little thing she does makes news,
Any little yelp from Tinkerbell.
Soon she'll be charging membership dues,
Now I know my life is a living hell.
I decide to rent a video from my corner store,
And everywhere I look I see Paris,
Oh that little whore.
But the overexposure is gripping me,
I'm nearly at deaths' door.
I say to the Cashier excuse me,
Must she always steal the show.
Any little thing she does makes news.
Any little yelp from Tinkerbell.
Soon she'll be charging membership dues,
Now I know my life is a living hell.
Any little thing she does makes news.
Any little yelp from Tinkerbell.
Soon she'll be charging membership dues,
Now I know my life is a living hell.
Oh yeah, oh yeah oh yeah.
Any little thing, any little thing, any little thing,
Any little thing, any little, any little, any little, any little,
Any little thing she does, any little thing she does,
Any little thing she does, any little thing she does,
Anything she does makes news.
We know, we know, we know, we know, we know,
We know, we know, we know, we know, we know,
We know, we know, we know, we know, we know
We know. Any little thing, any little thing, any little thing she do
Makes news, news, news, news, news news.
We know, we know we all know.
(spoken)
I live a simple life believe it or not.
I open up a newspaper and there's
A picture of Paris Hilton smoking pot.
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Overall Rating: | 2.9 | |
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