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Song Parodies -> "Any Little Thing She Does Makes News"

Original Song Title:

"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Any Little Thing She Does Makes News"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Isn't it really just a matter of time before Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton marry? They both desperately need the publicity
Oh and I've tried to accept the fact
That I'll always see her face wherever I go.
Did she ever find her missing Sidekick?
Only the paparazzi really know for sure.

Any little thing she does makes news,
Any little yelp from Tinkerbell.
Soon she'll be charging membership dues,
Now I know my life is a living hell.

Well I have to tell you people I live a simple life,
Believe it or not.
Now I open up a newspaper,
And there's a picture of Paris Hilton smoking pot.

Any little thing she does makes news,
Any little yelp from Tinkerbell.
Soon she'll be charging membership dues,
Now I know my life is a living hell.

I decide to rent a video from my corner store,
And everywhere I look I see Paris,
Oh that little whore.
But the overexposure is gripping me,
I'm nearly at deaths' door.
I say to the Cashier excuse me,
Must she always steal the show.

Any little thing she does makes news.
Any little yelp from Tinkerbell.
Soon she'll be charging membership dues,
Now I know my life is a living hell.
Any little thing she does makes news.
Any little yelp from Tinkerbell.
Soon she'll be charging membership dues,
Now I know my life is a living hell.

Oh yeah, oh yeah oh yeah.
Any little thing, any little thing, any little thing,
Any little thing, any little, any little, any little, any little,
Any little thing she does, any little thing she does,
Any little thing she does, any little thing she does,
Anything she does makes news.
We know, we know, we know, we know, we know,
We know, we know, we know, we know, we know,
We know, we know, we know, we know, we know
We know. Any little thing, any little thing, any little thing she do
Makes news, news, news, news, news news.
We know, we know we all know.

(spoken)

I live a simple life believe it or not.
I open up a newspaper and there's
A picture of Paris Hilton smoking pot.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 8

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Michael Pacholek - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Jacko and Paris? An even weirder, and possibly even funnier, hookup than my "K-Fed and Coulter" idea! It would be some wedding reception, and Paris would ask for a divorce when she realizes the punch is "Jesus Juice" instead of Red Bull. And, y'know, they are starting to look a little alike. Of course, Jacko is thinner, but then I don't think he's ready to become a blonde. At least, not until his hero, Diana Ross, does. It was a sad day when he decided that he chose Diana as a role model over Marvin Gaye. Then again, Diana likes GROWN men. And I'm glad you chose a band named The Police to do a song about Paris.
MasonR - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Lots of funny lines here! But PLEASE work on your pacing. It's fine in some places but in others (like the chorus) it's waaaaay off. (Note, I'm not trying to bust your chops here, I struggle with pacing too so I've become hyper-aware of it)
TW - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
When I create my parodies I make sure my lyrics fit over the original like a glove. I sing my parodies at open mics, nothing feels forced, and if you could hear the laughter, you'd know what I mean.

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