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Song Parodies -> "Mind Reader"

Original Song Title:

"Man Eater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Mind Reader"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

She'll tell you things are right.
Don't believe the hype.
She said your loser girlfriend was a whore.
Listening and learning.
She'll read your palm and tell you what's in store.
You'll pay a small fee.
Psychics don't read minds for free.
Don't you know you'll hit the lottery and win a car?
Vision or vanity.
Sometimes you're better off wishing on a star.

Oh yes she knows, watch out folks she'll clean you out.
Oh thar she blows, she's a mind reader.
Oh yes she knows, watch out folks she'll clean you out.
Oh thar she blows, she's a mind reader.

You know you can't sue.
Yes, she's smarter than you.
You stupid man, she turned stealing money into an art.
Vision over vanity.
You have a wallet but she wants a credit card.

Oh yes she knows, watch out folks she'll clean you out.
Oh thar she blows, she's a mind reader.
Oh yes she knows, watch out folks she'll clean you out.
Oh thar she blows, she's a mind reader.
Oh yes she knows, watch out folks she'll clean you out.
Oh thar she blows, she's a mind reader.
Oh yes she knows, watch out folks she'll clean you out.
Oh thar she blows, she's a mind reader.
Oh yes she knows, she'll tell you things are right.
She's a mind reader.


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Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You knew I was gonna give this a five, didn't you?
Mark Scotti - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I see many fives in the cards for you. Very clever, and great title sub!!!
TW - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
If you guys keep leaving me comments I'm going to consider you official groupies!
Andria - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo Mark's comment, and I too will leave you 5s. Could I be a groupie, too? I've been involved with this site since 2000.
Christie Marie M - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Yep, psychics are very tricky! That's why I never go see psychics. As a matter of fact, I never go see psychics period. Hmmmm.....let's see......oh, yeah, I can see more 5's coming in your future parodies!
MadameNorCAL - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I do read hands, Sir ! . . . at least los Manos del Hombres . . . yes, you can tell a lot about a Man, by observing his hands!
TW - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Actually Andria if you became my groupie that would just relegate Mark and Michael to fan status!

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