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Song Parodies -> "Your Body Is A Wasteland"

Original Song Title:

"Your Body Is A Wonderland"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"Your Body Is A Wasteland"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

We got this barbecue.
You got an appetite for two.
Do you ever chew your food?
Watch me, watching you.

Five pounds to every foot of...your skin ugly as sin.
One pair of chicken wings and your egg foo yung.

And if you want dessert lose self-esteem.
Sailing a vast ocean of ice cream.
Goodbye resolutions, hello Dairy Queen.
Yes you eat like a crocodile.

Your body is a wasteland. Your body is a waste,
(Stop eating with your hands). Your body is a wasteland.

Something 'bout the way you love the Good Humor man.
I hate the faces you make when overhauling your insurance plan.

You tell me where to look though I can't find a fork or knife.
And was that you I heard screaming yesterday
When they used the Jaws of Life?

You want dessert lose self esteem.
Sailing a vast ocean of ice cream.
Goodbye resolutions, hello Dairy Queen.
Yes you eat like a crocodile.

Your body is a wasteland. You body is a waste.
(Stop eating with your hands).

Damn baby you upset me.
You're in decline, in decline in decline.
You're so sick, throw-up sometimes.

You're body is a wasteland. Your body is a waste.
(Stop eating with your hands).
You're body is a wasteland.
You're body is a wasteland.

Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter,
Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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