Fun Music Information -> John Mayer

Album cover parody of Heavier Things by John Mayer
Parody album cover
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

John Mayor

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Your Body Is A Haunted House""Your Body Is A Wonderland"MOR
"Your Body Is A Temple of God""Your Body Is A Wonderland"MOR
"Claritin""Clarity"...
"your body is a wasteland""your body is a wonderland"Shannon
"your body is a garbage can""your body is a wonderland"dumb donald

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia""Why Georgia?," John MayerBecause he felt like it? - hekifier
"What You Waiting For?""Waiting on the World To Change," John Mayereditor's note: please do not use quotation marks - Laura
"Waiting On The World To Change""Wake Up Everybody," Harold Melvin & The Blue NotesKathy
"Waiting On The World To Change""A Change Is Gonna Come," Sam Cookehekifier

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Bigger Than My Boy" originally "Bigger Than My Body"
Janice Ferrell
"Reaming With A Broken Heart" originally "Dreaming With A Broken Heart"
Georgie
"Waiting On The Word To Change" originally "Waiting On The World To Change"
Sounds like a job for Vanna White!
Alina
"Your Boy Is A Wonderland" originally "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
Lindsay Lowhound

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Dreaming With A Broken Hearth" originally "Dreaming With A Broken Heart"
Joe

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Waiting On The World To Charge" originally "Waiting On The World To Change"
Not in this current economy!
rebecca
"Your Body As A Wonderland" originally "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
dooglebird
"Cultures" originally "Vultures"
Arlene Titshaw

Song Parody Recordings:

Dec 1 "Digging in the Couch for Change" by Jacob McCaslin a parody of "Waiting for the World to Change" by John Mayer
Digging in the Couch for Change (Parody of "Waiting on the World to Change," by John Mayer). About me needing money, so where else, better to look? Youtube: (Quicktime) (Comments)
Aug 9 "John Mayer Looks Like A Child Molester" by Adam and Andrew a parody of "Your Body Is A Wonderland" by John Mayer
This song was inspired by the fact that John Mayer looks like and probably is a child molester. TheFunny.org: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Say""Hey, But You're Mean, I Say"blackjack21
"Your Body is a Wonderland""A Riot Down in Disneyland"Abbott Skelding
"Your Body is a Wonderland""Your Health is a Commodiity"Macon Bristol
"Waiting on the World to Change""Waiting for the Smirk to Leave"Melanie Lee
"Your Body Is A Wonderland""Your Body Is A Wasteland"Tony Wiseguy
"Waiting on the World to Change""Digging in the Couch for Change"The Piano Minstrel
"Your Body Is A Wonderland""I've Never Been To Disneyland"B. O'Connor
"Clarity""Calories"Angela & Kelli
"Bigger Than My Body""Neo's Story (Theme From THE MATRIX TRILOGY)"DJ-JohnnyRka
"Your Body is a Wonderland""Your Body in a Garbage Can"DJ Mindermast

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
DaughtersAdoption ServiceKim G.
Your Body Is A WonderlandSummer Camp For Overweight KidsLydia

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Your Body Is A WonderlandBill O'Reilly''s Office at FOXVJON
No Such ThingHigh SchoolAkira
Your Boby Is A WonderlandObesity HotlineKeon
Bigger Than My BodyJenny Craigroachc420
Your Body Is A WonderlandCoroner's officeMike Florio

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You Might Think
   The Cars
Your Body Is A Wonderland
   John Mayer
You Might Think Your Body Is A Wonderland
But have you looked in a mirror lately?!
Edward
Mother Nature's Son
   The Beatles
Daughters
   John Mayer
Mother Nature's Son and Daughters.
I hope they don't fight!
Paul Warren
Don't Bother
   Shakira
Waiting On The World To Change
   John Mayer
Don't Bother Waiting On The World To Change
0_o This song would be so anti-Al Gore.
Amy
Winter Wonderland
   Jewel
Your Body Is A Wonderland
   John Mayer
Your Body Is A Winter Wonderland
I picked Jewel's version because she is from Alaska.
MOR
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Why Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
California, it lasts all afternoon
Original Lyrics:
Kind of morning that lasts all afternoon
"3X5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoping I would see the world with open eyes
Original Lyrics:
Hoping I would see the world with both my eyes
"Bigger Than My Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for my tears to dry
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for my fuse to dry
"Bigger Than My Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I'm grounded
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I'm grounded
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"No Such Thing "
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a miracle.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Aurora

I thought this guy was anti-Christian for a while, lol.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Cat's Potty Is A Box Of Sand "
Better Lyrics:
we got her bag 'o' litter

that box seems to fit her

now she's got to doo

she don't mind my

discoverin' poo


one mound it makes a stench

it smells like eggs again

the air is so gross and

it's so vile


if i want clean

i clean it

can't take the smell

i mean it

she climbs through my big plants

and breaks them

that seems to make her smile


cat's potty is a box of sand

cat's potty is a box of sand

i can't stand (the smell)

cat's potty is a box of sand


guess i could buy a more expensive brand

but I hate that it's high priced sand

when it's that time she goes to find it

when it's her smell she don't mind it


and when i want clean

i clean it

can't take the smell

i mean it

she climbs through my big plants

and breaks them
that seems to make her smile

cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand

dang kitty
smell don't fit me
but you're mine all mine all mine
but you stink so bad it hurts sometimes!

cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand

i can't stand (the smell)

cat's potty is a box of sand
Original Lyrics:
We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

'Cause if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
Submitted by: Jeremy Chambers and Bryan Pardue
"Your Body is a Wonderland"
Better Lyrics:
Cat's potty is a box of sand
Original Lyrics:
Your body Is a wonderland
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue

Funny Lyrics:

"Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Funny Lyrics:
your bubblegum tounge
Why They're Funny:
I think it's funny because I have been told I have a bubblegum tongue. It means you have a soft slippery tongue which i think it's gross but whatever.
Submitted by: Erin
"Your Body Is A Wonerland"
The Funny Lyrics:
'I'll use my hands'
Why They're Funny:
It's only funny because I thought he was saying 'I lose my pants'.
Submitted by: Nicole
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Say"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Say what you need to say
Why They're Repetitive:
Go on! Say it! Quit repeating that! You're just giving me yet ANOTHER reason to not like you!
Submitted by: hekifier
 

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Your Body Is a Wonderland"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Something about the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillow case
you tell me where to go though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it
Why They're Nonsensical:
okay, what shape does someone make and why are they crawling? Why would someone tell you to leave and to find what?? Maybe she asked him to leave and he's just fantasizing about her anyways....eww?
Submitted by: jamie
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'm never speaking up again...
Why They're Inappropriate:
John states that same lyric in an earlier song on the cd, 'My Stupid Mouth'. But he slips the same lyric into this song, where it has no place, and makes absolutely no sense!
Submitted by: Sarah C
"Your Body is a Wonderland"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Two candy lips and a bubblegum tongue
Why They're Inappropriate:
I can understand the 'candy lips' thing, but a bubblegum tongue? I'd be mad if someone started chewing on my tongue like bubblegum!
Submitted by: unknown

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Comfortable"
The Lyrics:
But you could distinguish Miles from Coltrane
Our love was comfortable and so broken in.
Who They Mention:
Miles Davis
John Coltrane
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"83"
The Lyrics:
Oh make me a red cape
I wanna be Superman
Who They Mention:
Superman
Submitted by: Tania WYEP

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"83"
The Song Lyrics:
Here I stand 6 feet small
romanticizing years ago
it's a bitter sweet feeling hearing
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" on the radio
Song They Mention:
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" by The Police
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
 

Boasts in Song Lyrics:

"No Such Thing"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I am invincible
I am invincible
I am invincible
I am invincible
as long as I'm alive
Comments:
Nobody in this world is that invincible.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Cove Red In The Rain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Submitted by: Diana Jasper
"Cover Ed In The Rain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Submitted by: Diana Jasper

Band Name Anagrams:

Enjoy Harm Submitted by: Carmen Mistletoe
Ah, a sadist or masochist, depending on whose harm

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