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Album cover parody of Heavier Things by John Mayer
Parody album cover
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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

John Mayor

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Your Body Is A Haunted House""Your Body Is A Wonderland"MOR
"Your Body Is A Temple of God""Your Body Is A Wonderland"MOR
"Claritin""Clarity"...
"your body is a wasteland""your body is a wonderland"Shannon
"your body is a garbage can""your body is a wonderland"dumb donald

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Your Body Is A Wonderland,"A body is not a piece of land.Open Mike Knight

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Invisible Sun," The Police"No Such Thing," John Mayer
"Children Of The Grave," Black Sabbath"No Such Thing," John Mayer
"Children Of The Sun," Billy Thorpe"No Such Thing," John Mayer
"Dancing Days," Led Zeppelin"No Such Thing," John Mayer
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Our Body Is A Wonderland" originally "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
Bethany Byrd
"Bigger Than My Boy" originally "Bigger Than My Body"
Janice Ferrell
"Reaming With A Broken Heart" originally "Dreaming With A Broken Heart"
Georgie
"Waiting On The Word To Change" originally "Waiting On The World To Change"
Sounds like a job for Vanna White!
Alina
"Your Boy Is A Wonderland" originally "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
Lindsay Lowhound

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Covered In The Train" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Covered In The Drain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Covered In The Grain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Covered In The Brain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Candace Mercer
"Dreaming With A Broken Hearth" originally "Dreaming With A Broken Heart"
Joe

Change a Letter:

"Charity" originally "Clarity"
Joe Siebert
"Waiting On The World To Charge" originally "Waiting On The World To Change"
Not in this current economy!
rebecca
"Your Body As A Wonderland" originally "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
dooglebird
"Cultures" originally "Vultures"
Arlene Titshaw

Recordings:

Feb 28
a parody of "Your Body Is A Wonderland" by John Mayer
A tragic event at the Happiest Place on Earth.
YouTube: (YouTube)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Gravity""Insanity"The Offenders
"Waiting on the World to Change""Waiting for Our Plane to Land"Eric V.G.
"Badge And Gun""Rash and Gum"Harold Fuccerman
"Daughters""Writers"Confission
"Waiting On the World to Change""Waiting For the Sign to Change"Porfle Popnecker
"Heartbreak Warfare""Modern Warfare"JamesBond0007
"Waiting For The World To Change""Waiting For John Mayer To Change"Dan Creeden
"Heartbreak Warfare""My Mouth in Playboy"Dan Creeden
"No Such Thing""No Such Thing (John Mayer, following Playboy interview)"John Mayer's Mouth
"Who Says""Who Says (Muslim Version)"The Offenders

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
DaughtersAdoption ServiceKim G.
Your Body Is A WonderlandSummer Camp For Overweight KidsLydia

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Your Body Is A WonderlandBill O'Reilly''s Office at FOXVJON
No Such ThingHigh SchoolAkira
Your Boby Is A WonderlandObesity HotlineKeon
Bigger Than My BodyJenny Craigroachc420
Your Body Is A WonderlandCoroner's officeMike Florio

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
I Wanna Be Your Doll
   Rachel Stamp
Paper Doll
   John Mayer
I Wanna Be Your Paper Doll
Alicia Sturdivant
212
   Azealia Banks
83
   John Mayer
295
Ed
1921
   The Who
83
   John Mayer
2004
Rick Atoni
You Might Think
   The Cars
Your Body Is A Wonderland
   John Mayer
You Might Think Your Body Is A Wonderland
But have you looked in a mirror lately?!
Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Olivia Newton-John Mayer
Olivia Newton-John combined with John Mayer
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Elton John Mayer
Elton John combined with John Mayer
Submitted By: Joe
John Mayer Hawthorne
John Mayer combined with Mayer Hawthorne
I don't know whether the first or last names Mayer are pronounced "mayor" as in "mayor of the city" or "Myer" as in Oscar Mayer.
Submitted By: Isac

Misheard Lyrics:

"Your Body Is a Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swimming in a deep sea of blackheads.
Original Lyrics:
Swimming in a deep sea of blankets.
"Why Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to tell you Stay inside the light Cause something's better On the other side
Original Lyrics:
They love to tell you Stay inside the lines But something's better On the other side
"Why Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I living in rye?
Rye, rye, Georgia rye
Original Lyrics:
Am I living it right?
Why, why, Georgia, why
"No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna die if I don't find a men's room,
I gonna scream at the top of my lungs.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school,
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"No Such Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna die if I don't find a men's room,
I gonna scream at the top of my lungs.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school,
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jeff Koplow

This may be a sign of an enlarged prostate. John should ask his doctor if Uroxatral is right for him. Side effects my include blurred vision, acid reflux, ringing of the ears, heart palpitations, prolonged back pain, olfactory hallucinations, projectile urination, subdural hypodisphoria, acute hyperphasia, liberal gynoperception, fervent punctuality, public micturation, reverse peristalsis, rotary supination, perinetic deception, cyclic dehydration, idiopathic colitis, permanent loss of brain function, and intermittent death.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Cat's Potty Is A Box Of Sand "
Better Lyrics:
we got her bag 'o' litter

that box seems to fit her

now she's got to doo

she don't mind my

discoverin' poo


one mound it makes a stench

it smells like eggs again

the air is so gross and

it's so vile


if i want clean

i clean it

can't take the smell

i mean it

she climbs through my big plants

and breaks them

that seems to make her smile


cat's potty is a box of sand

cat's potty is a box of sand

i can't stand (the smell)

cat's potty is a box of sand


guess i could buy a more expensive brand

but I hate that it's high priced sand

when it's that time she goes to find it

when it's her smell she don't mind it


and when i want clean

i clean it

can't take the smell

i mean it

she climbs through my big plants

and breaks them
that seems to make her smile

cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand
i can't stand (the smell)
cat's potty is a box of sand

dang kitty
smell don't fit me
but you're mine all mine all mine
but you stink so bad it hurts sometimes!

cat's potty is a box of sand
cat's potty is a box of sand

i can't stand (the smell)

cat's potty is a box of sand
Original Lyrics:
We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

'Cause if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
Submitted by: Jeremy Chambers and Bryan Pardue
"Your Body is a Wonderland"
Better Lyrics:
Cat's potty is a box of sand
Original Lyrics:
Your body Is a wonderland
Submitted by: Bryan Pardue

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"83"
The Funny Lyrics:
What ever happened to my lunch box when came the day that it got thrown away,
and don't you think I should have had some say in that decision?
Why They're Funny:
Wow! That's a really good question.
Submitted by: flower101
"Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands)
Why They're Funny:
It's like he goes from being poetic to having a fit of sexual tension. Sounds like he wants to use more than his hands...
Submitted by: Nicole
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Say"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Say what you need to say
Why They're Repetitive:
Go on! Say it! Quit repeating that! You're just giving me yet ANOTHER reason to not like you!
Submitted by: hekifier
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Something about the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillow case
you tell me where to go though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it
Why They're Nonsensical:
Okay, what shape does someone make and why are they crawling? Why would someone tell you to leave and to find what?? Maybe she asked him to leave and he's just fantasizing about her anyways....eww?
Submitted by: jamie
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'm never speaking up again...
Why They're Inappropriate:
John states that same lyric in an earlier song on the album, 'My Stupid Mouth'. But he slips the same lyric into this song, where it has no place, and makes absolutely no sense!
Submitted by: Sarah C.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Two candy lips and a bubblegum tongue
Why They're Inappropriate:
I can understand the 'candy lips' thing, but a bubblegum tongue? I'd be mad if someone started chewing on my tongue like bubblegum!
Submitted by: Sarah C.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Comfortable"
The Lyrics:
But you could distinguish Miles from Coltrane
Our love was comfortable and so broken in.
Who They Mention:
Miles Davis
John Coltrane
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"83"
The Lyrics:
Oh make me a red cape
I wanna be Superman
Who They Mention:
Superman
Submitted by: Tania WYEP

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"No Such Thing"
The Song Lyrics:
I am invincible
Song They Mention:
"Invincible" by Pat Benatar
Submitted by: Isac
"83"
The Song Lyrics:
Here I stand 6 feet small
romanticizing years ago
it's a bitter sweet feeling hearing
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" on the radio
Song They Mention:
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" by The Police
Submitted by: Tania WYEP

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Who Says"
Opening Lines:
Who says I can't get stoned
Comments:
It was the first thing that came to my mind. I didnt see it yet...
Submitted by: Liz Bone
 

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"No Such Thing"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I am invincible
I am invincible
I am invincible
I am invincible
as long as I'm alive
Comments:
Nobody in this world is that invincible.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Cove Red In The Rain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Submitted by: Diana Jasper
"Cover Ed In The Rain" originally "Covered In The Rain"
Submitted by: Diana Jasper

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Who You Love "
The Lyrics:
You love, who you love
Who you love
You love, who you love
Who you love
Why:
John is referring to a "him/her" so it should be "Whom"
Submitted by: rosensclass
"Waiting On The World To Change"
The Lyrics:
So we keep on waiting (waiting)
Waiting on the world to change
Why:
It should be "waiting FOR the world to change". "Wait on" means serve, John.
Submitted by: MO

Band Name Anagrams:

Yeah, Mr. Jon Submitted by: Rodney
Ye Ram John Submitted by: Tracy Stockton
Hone Mr. Jay Submitted by: Tracy Stockton
Aye, Mr. John Submitted by: Tracy Stockton
Enjoy Harm Submitted by: Carmen Mistletoe
Ah, a sadist or masochist, depending on whose harm

Song Title Anagrams:

"Chi Nu Thongs" originally "No Such Thing"
Thongs associated with a fraternity or sorority?
Submitted by: Dorothy Jansen
"Such Nothing" originally "No Such Thing"
...whatever!!
Submitted by: Newt Gingpoor
"Or We Had A Hermit Grab Ten Kin" originally "Dreaming With A Broken Heart"
Submitted by: Joe

Song Title Acrostics:

WIG: "Wherever I Go"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"You Who Love" originally "Who You Love"
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"You Who Love" originally "Who You Love"
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Man Joyer originally "John Mayer"
Submitted by: MOR

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