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What ever happened to my lunch box when came the day that it got thrown away,
and don't you think I should have had some say in that decision?
Wow! That's a really good question.
Submitted by: flower101
...a bubblegum tongue.
I think of John Mayer chomping down on some lady's tongue like it's a piece of gum when he's kissing her!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
You're body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands)
It's like he goes from being poetic to having a fit of sexual tension. Sounds like he wants to use more than his hands...
Submitted by: Nicole
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