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These are lyrics by John Mayer that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, John Mayer

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Any Given Thursday album at
John Mayer's, "83"
The Funny Lyrics:
What ever happened to my lunch box when came the day that it got thrown away,
and don't you think I should have had some say in that decision?
Why They're funny:
Wow! That's a really good question.
Submitted by: flower101
John Mayer's, "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Funny Lyrics:
...a bubblegum tongue.
Why They're funny:
I think of John Mayer chomping down on some lady's tongue like it's a piece of gum when he's kissing her!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
John Mayer's, "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands)
Why They're funny:
It's like he goes from being poetic to having a fit of sexual tension. Sounds like he wants to use more than his hands...
Submitted by: Nicole

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