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These are lyrics by John Mayer that we think are kind of funny.
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John Mayer's, "My Stupid Mouth"
The Funny Lyrics:
We bit our lips looked at the window, she tore tiny balls of knapkin paper, I played quick game of chess with the salt n' pepper shakers.
Why They're funny:
i think thats kinda funny cuz its the typical thing someone would do
Submitted by: Sarah
John Mayer's, "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'll use my haaands...
Why They're funny:
Oh man, i can barely listen to this, just the way he says it is hilarious!!!
Submitted by: KiM
John Mayer's, "Your Body Is A Wonerland"
The Funny Lyrics:
'I'll use my hands'
Why They're funny:
It's only funny because I thought he was saying 'I lose my pants'.
Submitted by: Nicole
John Mayer's, "Your Body Is a Wonderland"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Why They're funny:
It's like he goes from being poetic to having a fit of sexual tension. Sounds like he wants to use more than his hands...
Submitted by: Alec
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