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Song Parodies -> "Rash and Gum"

Original Song Title:

"Badge And Gun"

Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"Rash and Gum"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

Give me a rash and gum
Or not a rash that wouldn't be fun
The sea is peaceful, water everywhere and doves
I see a shark attack
It's not peaceful anymore
I'm swimming away fast and thinking about love

Rub my rash with some cream
Chew my gum but please don't scream
You never know how the wind will blow

Give me a rash and gum
Run from bees, lest you want to get stung
It's a nick-knack, patty-whack, give a dog a bone
The ground is cold and wet
But at least it's not raining
Taking on the challenge with my favorite pet

I admit, I barely tried
But hey, at least nobody died
I climbed up the stairmaster at the gym
Because of the rash and gum

Give me my rash and gum
Chewing the gum sure sounds fun
The rash my hurt, so please forget about that
Darn the copy machine won't work
Whoever broke it is a jerk
The Game Of Life is fun to play
So come over and join me, climb the hill

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 5   9

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PinkHairedGirl - August 23, 2013 - Report this comment
This was great! So funny!
Nomby - August 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Loved it!!! This is what you get when you smoke weed and watch Adventure Time!!! 5s all around!!!
Tommy Gunn - August 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Well done Sir Fuccerman-5s! Much better and original than the regurgitated linguistic-artist rubbish from the resident Triple-Ps (Pacing Parodist Paradox)!!!

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