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Song Parodies -> "Modern Warfare"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreak Warfare"

Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"Modern Warfare"

Parody Written by:

JamesBond0007

The Lyrics

Song about Call Of Duty Modern Warfare
Nukes strike
Inside, my tank blew me up at night
AA-12's
To make you understand my might

Clouds of smoke from smoke grenades
UAV's are falling everywhere
It's Modern warfare
Noobs running a muck,
Camping really sucks
In Modern warfare

If you want more ammo
why don't you say so?
If you want more ammo,
why don't you say so?

Drop his Killstreak
Shoot him and twist the knife again
knife his face
As I pretend to feel no pain

Clouds of smoke from smoke grenades
UAV's are falling everywhere
It's Modern warfare
Noobs running a muck,
Camping really sucks
In Modern warfare

If you want more ammo
why don't you say so?
If you want more ammo,
why don't you say so?

Just say so...duh

How come the only way to know how much kills you got on me
is to see how far I fall
Price only knows how much I'd shoot you if you let me
but I can't FMJ through the wall at all.

It's a Modern...

I don't care if we send the dogs at all tonight
Let's just fix these noobs now..
I swear to Price we're gonna get it right
If you lay your weapon down
Knife and magnum
You're talking *crap* again, it's modern warfare
Good to know it's all a game
Disappointment has a name, it's modern, modern.

It's modern warfare.
It's modern warfare.
It's modern warfare.

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