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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> John Mayer

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Mayer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 131 misheard song lyrics for John Mayer on amIright currently.

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"3X5"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoping I would see the world with open eyes
Original Lyrics:
Hoping I would see the world with both my eyes
"3X5"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more fear by fire
Original Lyrics:
No more 3X5's
"83"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, make me a rat cage
I wanna be Superman.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, make me a red cape
I wanna be Superman.
"83"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, make me a rat cage
I want to be uperman.
Original Lyrics:
Oh make me a red cape
I want to be Superman.
"83"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my plastic intern.
Original Lyrics:
That's my plastic in the dirt.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For my fears to dry
Original Lyrics:
For my fuse to dry
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I'm grounded
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I'm grounded
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday I'll be some time much more.
Original Lyrics:
Someday I'll be so damn much more.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday I'll be something much more.
Original Lyrics:
Someday I'll be so damn much more.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a c*ck who is colour-blind.
Original Lyrics:
This is a call to the color-blind.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a call to Caroline
This is a thong for you.
Original Lyrics:
This is a call to the colorblind
This is an I.O.U.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a call to the caravan.
Original Lyrics:
This is a call to the colorblind.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for my fears to drive.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for my fuse to dry.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waiting for my tears to dry
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for my fuse to dry
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm grounded, got my wings cliffed
I'm so rounded all this pavement.
Original Lyrics:
Yes I'm grounded, got my wings clipped
I'm surrounded by all this pavement.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I'm grounded
Got my waistclips.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I'm grounded
Got my wings clipped.
"City Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a cigarette
I found it and lit it up.
Original Lyrics:
I got a city love
I found it in Lydia.
"City Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the kind of thing you only see
In sexy, glossy magazines.
Original Lyrics:
It's the kind of thing you only see
In certain glossy magazines.
"City Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the kind of thing you only see
In semi (or scented) glossy magazines
Original Lyrics:
It's the kind of thing you only see
In certain glossy magazines.
"City Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the kind of thing you only see
In Santa Clausy magazines.
Original Lyrics:
It's the kind of thing you only see
In certain glossy magazines.
"Come Back To Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't hold your face over my head.
Original Lyrics:
Don't hold your love over my head.
"Come Back To Bed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your footsteps are tomahawks.
Original Lyrics:
Your footsteps are down the hall.
"Covered In The Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight we're gonna order then
Chicken Ramen and watchin' CNN
Original Lyrics:
Tonight we're gonna order in
Drinking wine and watch some CNN.
"Daughters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause girls become llamas.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause girls become mothers.
"Daughters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cleaning up the mess in Maine.
Original Lyrics:
Cleaning up the mess he made.
"Daughters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls become lemons that turn into melons.
Original Lyrics:
Girls become lovers that turn into mothers.
"Daughters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she's left, cleaning up the messy maid.
Original Lyrics:
Now she's left, cleaning up the mess he made.
"Dealing with a Broken Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now do I have to fall asleep with roses in my head?
Original Lyrics:
Now so I have to fall asleep with roses in my hand.
"Dreaming With A Broken Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I have to fall asleep with bruises on my hands
Original Lyrics:
Do I have to fall asleep with roses in my hands
"Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Kansas State like a one half could
Original Lyrics:
And can't sustain like a one half could
"Half of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you come crashing in, like the railings thin
Original Lyrics:
Then you come crashing in, like the realest thing
"Half of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you come crashing in
Like a reeling steak
Original Lyrics:
Then you come crashing in, like the realest thing
"Love Song For No One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So tired of being at home, so hurry up, pancake.
Original Lyrics:
So tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here.
"Love Song For No One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Theres a dead person in the sandbox
I could I have dangerous chicken pox.
Original Lyrics:
I could've met you in a sandbox
I could have passed you on the sidewalk.
"My Stupid Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I forget?
Marmoset, 'think before speaking'.
Original Lyrics:
How could I forget?
Mama said, 'Think before speaking.'
"My Stupid Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama said 'thank you for speaking' I know if I turn my head
Original Lyrics:
Mama said 'think before speaking' No filter in my head
"My Stupid Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama said, 'Thank you for speaking!'
Original Lyrics:
Mama said, 'Think before speaking!'
"Neon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lean on, lean on.
Original Lyrics:
Neon, neon
"Neon"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's always buzzin' just like Eeyore, Eeyore.
Original Lyrics:
She's always buzzin' just like, neon, neon.
"Neon"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's always buzzin' me, lean on, lean on.
Original Lyrics:
She's always buzzin' just like, neon, neon.
"Neon"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's always buzzing like Eeyore, Eeyore.
Original Lyrics:
She's always buzzing like neon, neon.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am invisible, I am invisible
As long as I can fly.
Original Lyrics:
I am invincible, I am invincible
As long as I'm alive.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am invisible.
Original Lyrics:
I am invincible.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't wait 'til my 10 year reunion
I wanna beat up Dumbledore.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't wait 'til my ten year reunion
I wanna bust out those double doors.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't wait 'til my family reunion.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't wait 'til my ten year reunion.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't wait 'til my ten year reunion.
I'm gonna bust out the double dongs.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't wait for my family reunion
I'm gonna bust down the double dogs.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the devil dogs.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no sin sanity real one
Just to lie you've got to rise above.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a mealworm
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a miracle.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a rail road
Just so I've got ride the bus.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a railroad.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a ring worm
Just a lie we have to rise above.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a river.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a rumor.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as a werewolf.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the rail road
Just so I've got to ride the bus.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the railroad.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
It's just a guy you've got to rise above.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
It's just a lie you've got to rise above.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie to keep your eyes above.
Original Lyrics:
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you got to rise above.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rent all the ho's of my high school.
Original Lyrics:
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rock through a hole to my high school.
Original Lyrics:
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run through onto my high school.
Original Lyrics:
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls in my nightgown.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream and tumble my lungs.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna un through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my preschool.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna run through the walls of my high school!
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna scream when they talk about us.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to run through the walls of my high school.
Original Lyrics:
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to thank the best of me.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to think the best of me.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna bust out the devil dogs.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna bust down the double doors.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna bust out the donkey-tonk.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna bust down the double doors.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna die if I don't find a men's room,
I gonna scream at the top of my lungs.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna run through the halls of my high school,
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While in their memories, Italian tragedies
Original Lyrics:
While in their memories, tiny tragedies
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While in their memories, telling tragedies
Original Lyrics:
While in their memories, tiny tragedies
"No Such Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While in their memories, tragic tragedies
Original Lyrics:
While in their memories, tiny tragedies
"Route 66"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your chicks on Route 66!
Original Lyrics:
Get your kicks on Route 66!
"Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better put it in crustaceans
Original Lyrics:
Better put it in quotations
"Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandwich's meat was steak.
Original Lyrics:
Say what you need to say
"Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sandwich, you need to stay
Original Lyrics:
Say what you need to say
"Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say what Junita says
Original Lyrics:
Say what you need to say
"Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say what you mean to say.
Original Lyrics:
Say what you need to say.
"Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
See what Juanita says
Original Lyrics:
Say what you need to say
"Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sin to me this day
or
Sent to me this day
or
Sent to me to stay
Original Lyrics:
Say what you need to say.
"Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take out any wasted armor
Original Lyrics:
Take out of your wasted honor
"Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you'll be the better orphan's dad If you can only
Original Lyrics:
You know that you'll be better off instead, if you can only
This always confused be.
"Split Screen Sadness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'll sleep inside my colon.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'll sleep inside my coat and...
"Split Screen Sadness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now we're tired, by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Now we're tired, battered fighters.
"Waiting on the World to Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to be consistent
When we're staring at the ditches/ dishes
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to beat the system
When we're standing at a distance
"Wheel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's the way this feel keeps going on.
Original Lyrics:
And that's the way this wheel keeps working now.
"Why Georgia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I living in rhyme?
Original Lyrics:
Am I living it right?
"Why Georgia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I living in rye?
Rye, rye, Georgia rye
Original Lyrics:
Am I living it right?
Why, why, Georgia, why
"Why Georgia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I living the rye?
Original Lyrics:
Am I living it right?
"Why Georgia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
California, it lasts all afternoon
Original Lyrics:
Kind of morning that lasts all afternoon
"Why Georgia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to tell you Stay inside the light Cause something's better On the other side
Original Lyrics:
They love to tell you Stay inside the lines But something's better On the other side
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alice in Wonderlan
Alice in Wonderland use my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands).
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alice in Wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
You body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fabulous Wonderland!
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll lose my head.
Original Lyrics:
I use my hands.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll use my head.
Original Lyrics:
I'll use my hands.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm fighting with a wonder lamb.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My body is a wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nevada is a Bunny land.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nevada is a wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim in a deep sea of blackheads.
Original Lyrics:
Swim in a deep sea of blankets.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swim in the deep sea
Of bacon.
Original Lyrics:
Swim in the deep sea
Of blankets.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swimmin' a deep sea of bacon.
Original Lyrics:
Swim in a deep sea of blankets.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take all your Bic pens and break 'em.
Original Lyrics:
Take all your big plans and break 'em.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take all your bed pans, and break 'em.
Original Lyrics:
Take all your big plans, and break 'em.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a party in my underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're bound in this wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're out of this wonderland.
or
Way down in this wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're riding into wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You bought it in Zwanaland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're Alice in Wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Valiant's a wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bilious wonderland
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderbra.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland
I amuse my hands.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland
I lose my head
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland
I amuse my hands.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland
I use my hands.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body is one hand.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your daddy is in wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your daddy is wonderman.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your valley is a wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your valley's a wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is a Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nevada is wonderland :repeats once: I'll use my hands
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands).
Love this song
"Your Body Is a Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swallow a Dipsy with blankets
Original Lyrics:
Swim in the deep sea
Of blankets.
"Your Body Is a Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swimming in a deep sea of blackheads.
Original Lyrics:
Swimming in a deep sea of blankets.
"Your Body Is a Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're biting into wonderland
Eat with my hands
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland
I'll use my hands
"Your Body Is a Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your body is wobbly
Original Lyrics:
Your body is a wonderland

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