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Song Parodies -> "Mel Drinks"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The J. Geils band

Parody Song Title:

"Mel Drinks"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Did you guys hear about the new Mel Gibson movie, yeah its called, "Mad Max Beyond Drunken Rage". Its an anti semitic thriller about a large group of jewish people who plot to take over the world, and only Mad Max can stop them, but first Mad Max has to do battle with an evil nasty hangover.
He loves Jews and they love him.
But alcohol makes him yell again and again.
And yes he knows he's got no alibi,
That thing they call beer has left him mortified.
He's been on the news, on TV and in print.
Don't call him a bore,

(Mel drinks), Mel drinks yeah yeah.
(Mel drinks), Mel drinks yeah yeah.
(Mel drinks), Mel drinks yeah yeah.
(Mel drinks), Mel drinks yeah yeah.

He owns Malibu and went for a ride.
The Cops pulled him over, yes they did.
He was so tongue tied.
His mouth was AWOL, abusive to all.
He's ready to die, he'll start a war.
He always seems to speak before he thinks.
Let's all pray before,
Mel drinks.

(Mel drinks), Mel drinks yeah yeah.
(Mel drinks), Mel drinks yeah yeah.
(Mel drinks), Mel drinks yeah yeah.
(Mel drinks), mel drinks yeah yeah.

Sugar XXXX, sugar XXXX, sugar XXXX, sh, sh, sugar XXXX sugar XXXX.

He's been to rehab; he's been to the clink,
Who's sorriest of them all?
Mel drinks. Mel drinks yeah yeah.
(Mel drinks), Mel drinks yeah yeah.

(Mel drinks), Mel drinks yeah yeah. (Mel drinks), Mel drinks, Mel drinks yeah yeah. (Mel drinks), Mel drinks Mel drinks yeah yeah.
(Mel drinks), Mel drinks, he really drinks yeah yeah.
(Mel drinks), Mel drinks yeah yeah.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 7

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2Eagle - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Love stinks - Mel drinks. I had to read a parody on that subject - 555 proof.
J. Geils - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, I like what you've done with one of our early 80's songs. Let me give it a 5,5,5 score.
TW - April 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Well J. if it really was you leaving a comment, I don't think I can do any better than than having the author of the original song comment on my parody. "Love Stinks" is my favorite song by you guys.

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