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Fun Music Information -> J. Geils Band

This is the most recent information about J. Geils Band that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about J. Geils Band, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

J Giels Band, J. Gelis Band

Band Name Origins:

  • The band name is after the guitarist JOHN Geils, not Jerome. The lead singer used to call J. Geils a host of 'nicknames' including Jerome, even though his real name is John. J., he now goes by "Jay Geils". Submitted by: Tim
  • Jerome Geils was the musician who put the band together. Submitted by: Rock Nurse

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: The Jewish Rolling Stones. Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Piss On the Wheel""Piss On the Wall"Russian Cosmonaut Tradition B4 Launch
"Bush Stinks""Love Stinks"pro-Tong
"Sex Stinks""Love Stinks"rocker

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"Love Stinks,"Love has no smellIsac
"Love Stinks,"Love does not have an odor.Red Ruffcorn

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Weapon Of Choice," Fatboy Slim"Flamethrower," The J. Geils Band
"Love Is A Rose," Linda Ronstadt"Love Stinks," The J. Geils Band
"19th Nervous Breakdown," The Rolling Stones"Insane, Insane Again," The J. Geils Band
"You're The One," The Vogues"You're The Only One," J. Geils Band
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Freeze Fame" originally "Freeze Frame"
Alison Runyon
"Love Sinks" originally "Love Stinks"
That happens sometimes.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"One Blast Kiss" originally "One Last Kiss"
Samantha Wayland
"One Least Kiss" originally "One Last Kiss"
Samantha Wayland
"Lover Stinks" originally "Love Stinks"
In a way that a bath would cure, or not?
Trina Lufkin
"Glove Stinks" originally "Love Stinks"
Reese Witherfork

Change a Letter:

"Freeze Flame" originally "Freeze Frame"
I'd like to see that done!
Martha Hankins
"Give In To Me" originally "Give It To Me"
"Gave It To Me" originally "Give It To Me"
"Love Sticks" originally "Love Stinks"
Jessica Childress
"Breeze Frame" originally "Freeze Frame"
Alison Runyon

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.


Mar 30
a parody of "Centerfold" by J. Geils Band
Looks like the financial crisis is starting to effect EVERYONE!
YouTube: (MP3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Rage In The Cage""Plague On The Rage"Ana Fana An' A Panoply O' Paro' Pals
"Centerfold""Center Hold"John A. Barry
"Freeze Frame""Z-Plague"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Love Stinks""Nets Stinks II"Max Power
"Centerfold""Centaurfoal"John A. Barry
"Freeze-Frame""Self Shot"Warren Baker
"Love Stinks""Pets Stinks"Max Power
"Freeze Frame""Freeze Brain"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Freeze Frame""Brainwaves (Rethought)"Wild Child JIN
"Centerfold""Santa is the Centerfold"Abbott Skelding

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Love StinksDeodorantPikachu732001
Freeze FrameKodakJoelle
Angel In BlueSmurfs Cartoon ShowVic George
Freeze FramePolaroid Camerassteven murphy
CenterfoldPlayboyBilly Florio

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Freeze FrameAnchorage, Alaska Chamber of CommerceKerry
Freeze FrameMozilla Firefox Technical SupportMitzi Mozzarella
Freeze FrameCamera StoreDennis Pickle
No Anchovies PleasePizza Hut/Luca/Other pizza chainsrocky
Love StinksMarriage Counselingnicky
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Blue Rose Is
   Pam Tillis
Insane, Insane Again
   J. Geils Band
Blue Rose Is Insane, Insane Again
   J. Geils Band
Playgirl Centerfoold
Your Love
   The Outfield
Love Stinks
   The J. Geils Band
Your Love Stinks
Stone Love
   The Supremes
Love Stinks
   J. Geils Band
Stone Love Stinks
Old Man Edgar Winter
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Frankie J. Geils Band
Frankie J. combined with J. Geils Band
Now it makes it seem like the band has a member with a first name, middle initial, and a last name.
Submitted By: Cassandra
The Jay-Z Geils Band
Jay-Z combined with The J. Geils Band
Submitted By: Sutch

Misheard Lyrics:

"Love Stinks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, skates!
Original Lyrics:
Love stinks!
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze dance!
Original Lyrics:
Misheard Lyrics:
My ancient little Singapore
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
Misheard Lyrics:
My age of 8 in Singapore
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take this car, yes we will, we'll take this car and drive it.
We'll take it to a hotel room and take 'em off and drive it.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take this car, yes we will, we'll take this car and drive it.
We'll take it to a hotel room and take 'em off in private.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Greg Milano

It made sense as I heard it, albeit a little graphic.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

The Funny Lyrics:
Well, one day, I'm looking through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel,
On the pages in between!
Why They're Funny:
If you didn't know this song was about his crush in high school being in a porno mag, you might would have thought he was flippin through like seventeen or Elle magazine or something and she was like a model in there...or somethin'....
Submitted by: Anna

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

The Repetitive Lyrics:
My heart runs cold,
my angel is a centerfold.
Angel is a centerfold.
Why They're Repetitive:
Say it again guys. Like we didn't hear you the first 20 someodd times you said that.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Love Stinks"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Love stinks, yeah, yeah, (love stinks)
Why They're Repetitive:
After about a minute and umpteen repercussions of this line, the song starts to stink, too.
Submitted by: rocky
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Freeze Frame"
Opening Lines:
Freeze frame!
This is shouted at the beginning of the song.
Submitted by: Vic George

Song Title Space Change:

"Flame Throw ER " originally "Flamethrower"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Loves Tin K's" originally "Love Stinks"
Whatever those are
Submitted by: Mr. Joe
"Lovest Inks" originally "Love Stinks"
(like in biblical language, "Thou lovest inks".)
Submitted by: Doug Wells

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Must Of Got Lost"
The Lyrics:
I must of got lost
"Of" is a preposition, not a verb.
Submitted by: RJSchex

Band Name Anagrams:

Bad Jingles Submitted by: Alexis

Song Title Anagrams:

"Reflect Don" originally "Centerfold"
Submitted by: Oliver South
"Novel Skits" originally "Love Stinks"
Submitted by: Bruce
"So Link Vest" originally "Love Stinks"
Submitted by: Bruce
"Lost Knives" originally "Love Stinks"
Submitted by: Bruce
"Recent Fold" originally "Centerfold"
Submitted by: Alexis

Song Title Acrostics:

GO: "Gettin' Out"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
NAP: "No Anchovies Please"
Submitted by: Sutch
ID: "I Do"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
POW: "P*** On The Wall"
Submitted by: Rocky

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"This Pawnee Wall" originally "Piss On The Wall"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"This Pawnee Wall" originally "Piss On The Wall"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"This On Pee Wall" originally "Piss On The Wall"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"This On Wee Paul" originally "Piss On The Wall"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Folder Scent" originally "Centerfold"
Submitted by: Josh

Band Name Spoonerisms:

G. Jails Band originally "J. Geils Band"
Submitted by: Peter

Lighter Side of Serious Bands:

"Piss On The Wall"
This song is the last track on Freeze Frame and the title says it all
Submitted by: Tim Hall
"No Anchovies Please"
This has a storyline about a woman who dials a number and gets captured by a group of foreigners. And it ends with the woman's husband Don realizing that a bowling ball is his wife's head!
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Backwards Messages:

"No Anchovies Please"
In the part where the woman is in a foreign place and she hears foreign language, It's actually "It doesn't take a genius to know the difference between Chicken Sh*t and Chicken Salad". But having it said backwards, it sounds foreign.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"No Anchovies, Please"
The funny sounding alien sounds at the end are actually: "It doesn't take a genius to know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad."
Submitted by: ChuckyG

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Love Stinks"
And the movie stunk, too.
Submitted by: Unfunny

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