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Fun Music Information -> J. Geils Band
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J Giels Band, J. Gelis BandBand Name Origins:
- The band name is after the guitarist JOHN Geils, not Jerome. The lead singer used to call J. Geils a host of 'nicknames' including Jerome, even though his real name is John. J., he now goes by "Jay Geils". Submitted by: Tim
- Jerome Geils was the musician who put the band together. Submitted by: Rock Nurse
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: The Jewish Rolling Stones. Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Bush Stinks" | "Love Stinks" | pro-Tong |
| "Sex Stinks" | "Love Stinks" | rocker |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Love Stinks," | Love does not have an odor. | Red Ruffcorn |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Do You Feel Like We Do?," Peter Frampton | "I Do," J. Geils Band | |
| "Who Need Guitars Anyway?," Alice DeeJay | "I Do," J. Geils Band | |
| "Snatching It Back," Clarence Carter | "Give It To Me," J. Geils Band | |
| "Put It In A Magazine," Sonny Charles | "Centerfold," J. Geils Band | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Freeze Fame" originally "Freeze Frame"
Alison Runyon
"Love Sinks" originally "Love Stinks"
That happens sometimes.
Mallory
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Lover Stinks" originally "Love Stinks"
In a way that a bath would cure, or not?
Trina Lufkin
"Glove Stinks" originally "Love Stinks"
Reese Witherfork
Change a Letter:
"Give In To Me" originally "Give It To Me"
Serafina
"Gave It To Me" originally "Give It To Me"
Serafina
"Love Sticks" originally "Love Stinks"
Jessica Childress
"Breeze Frame" originally "Freeze Frame"
Alison Runyon
"Love Stings" originally "Love Stinks"
Sometimes it does!
Mallory
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Mar 30
a parody of "Centerfold" by J. Geils Band
Looks like the financial crisis is starting to effect EVERYONE!
YouTube: (MP3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Love Stinks" | "Pets Stinks" | Max Power |
| "Freeze Frame" | "Freeze Brain" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Freeze Frame" | "Brainwaves (Rethought)" | Wild Child JIN |
| "Centerfold" | "Santa is the Centerfold" | Abbott Skelding |
| "Freeze Frame" | "Brainwaves" | Wild Child JIN |
| "Love Stinks" | "Nets Stinks" | Max Power |
| "Must Of Got Lost" | "Cussed And Got Tossed" | blackjack21 |
| "Freeze Frame" | "Grease Flames" | blackjack21 |
| "Insane, Insane Again" | "Inane, Inane Again" | John A. Barry |
| "Freeze Frame" | "Fleas Came" | John A. Barry |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Love Stinks | Deodorant | Pikachu732001 |
| Freeze Frame | Kodak | Joelle |
| Angel In Blue | Smurfs Cartoon Show | Vic George |
| Freeze Frame | Polaroid Cameras | steven murphy |
| Centerfold | Playboy | Billy Florio |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| No Anchovies Please | Pizza Hut/Luca/Other pizza chains | rocky |
| Love Stinks | Marriage Counseling | nicky |
| Centerfold | Men's Magazine | XRaySpecks |
| Love Stinks | Dating service | Jaybird |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Drowning In The Sea Of Love Joe Simon | Love Stinks J. Geils Band | Drowning In The Sea Of Love Stinks | Alicia Sturdivant |
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar | Freeze Frame J. Geils Band | Hit Me With Your Best Freeze Frame Shot | Martha Hankins |
| Love In An Elevator Aerosmith | Love Stinks J. Geils Band | Love Stinks In An Elevator | B.C. |
| Courtney The Clarks | Love Stinks J. Geils Band | Courtney Love Stinks | Lucinda Blair |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics: My angel wears a silicone.
Original Lyrics: My angel is a centerfold.
| "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics: I aint your little centerfold
Original Lyrics: My angle is a centerfold
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"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh no, I can't dye it
Original Lyrics: Oh no, I can't deny it
| "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics: My anus is the center hole.
Original Lyrics: My angel is a centerfold
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics: Grease face
Original Lyrics: Freeze frame!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Tvor It's actually my sister's misheard lyric. We were a group in a car singing loudly to the radio and once home realized, while she was singing the song in the house, that she was singing Greaseface instead of Freezeframe |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Centerfold"
The Funny Lyrics: Well, one day, I'm looking through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel, On the pages in between! Why They're Funny: If you didn't know this song was about his crush in high school being in a porno mag, you might would have thought he was flippin through like seventeen or Elle magazine or something and she was like a model in there...or somethin'....
Submitted by: Anna
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Centerfold"
The Repetitive Lyrics: My heart runs cold,
my angel is a centerfold. Angel is a centerfold. Why They're Repetitive: Say it again guys. Like we didn't hear you the first 20 someodd times you said that.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Love Stinks"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Love stinks, yeah, yeah, (love stinks)
Why They're Repetitive: After about a minute and umpteen repercussions of this line, the song starts to stink, too.
Submitted by: rocky
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Freeze Frame"
Opening Lines: Freeze frame!
Comments: This is shouted at the beginning of the song.
Submitted by: Vic George
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Song Title Space Change:
"Flame Throw ER " originally "Flamethrower"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Loves Tin K's" originally "Love Stinks"
Whatever those are
Submitted by: Mr. Joe
"Lovest Inks" originally "Love Stinks"
(like in biblical language, "Thou lovest inks".)
Submitted by: Doug Wells
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Must Of Got Lost"
The Lyrics: I must of got lost
Why: "Of" is a preposition, not a verb.
Submitted by: RJSchex
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Song Title Anagrams:
"Novel Skits" originally "Love Stinks"
Submitted by: Bruce Curb
"Novel Skits" originally "Love Stinks"
Submitted by: Bruce Curb
"So Link Vest" originally "Love Stinks"
Submitted by: Bruce Curb
"Lost Knives" originally "Love Stinks"
Submitted by: Bruce Curb
Song Title Acrostics:
GO: "Gettin' Out"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
NAP: "No Anchovies Please"
Submitted by: Sutch
ID: "I Do"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
POW: "P*** On The Wall"
Submitted by: Rocky
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Folder Scent" originally "Centerfold"
Submitted by: Josh
Band Name Spoonerisms:
G. Jails Band originally "J. Geils Band"
Submitted by: Peter
Lighter Side of Serious Bands:
"Piss On The Wall"
This song is the last track on Freeze Frame and the title says it all
Submitted by: Tim Hall
"No Anchovies Please"
This has a storyline about a woman who dials a number and gets captured by a group of foreigners. And it ends with the woman's husband Don realizing that a bowling ball is his wife's head!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
Backwards Messages:
"No Anchovies Please"
In the part where the woman is in a foreign place and she hears foreign language, It's actually "It doesn't take a genius to know the difference between Chicken Sh*t and Chicken Salad". But having it said backwards, it sounds foreign.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"No Anchovies, Please"
The funny sounding alien sounds at the end are actually: "It doesn't take a genius to know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad."
Submitted by: ChuckyG
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Love Stinks"
And the movie stunk, too.
Submitted by: Unfunny
