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Song Parodies -> "Freeze Brain"

Original Song Title:

"Freeze Frame"

Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Freeze Brain"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A silly song for a change...
I could feel that it was a really hot day
The hot sun always wears me down
Need something refreshing around
Where an ice cold drink can be found
Before I collapse and hit the ground

Got off work and walked to the store next door
Cold, refreshing drink on my mind
7-11 Slurpee just fine
Mouth to straw, sucked it up in quick time
Real sharp pain in my head in no time

[Chorus]
Freeze brain, freeze brain
Freeze brain, freeze brain
Freeze brain, freeze brain
Freeze brain, brain-freeze, Ouch!

Now I'm looking at a headache with pain
Cold sensations just won't disappear
Drinking much more slowly out of fear
Didn’t know this drink was so strong
Or that freeze brain pain lasts so long

Freeze brain, freeze brain
Freeze brain, freeze brain
Freeze brain, freeze brain
Freeze brain, brain-freeze, Ouch!

Stuff is strong

Freeze brain, freeze brain
Freeze brain, freeze brain
Freeze brain, freeze brain
Freeze brain, brain-freeze, Ouch!


Freeze brain, Oh-no
Freeze brain, No way
Freeze brain, brain-freeze
Freeze brain, Oh-no
Freeze brain, No way

Freeze brain, Oh-no
Freeze brain, No way
Freeze brain, brain-freeze
Freeze brain, Oh-no
Freeze brain, No way

Freeze brain, brain-freeze
Freeze brain, Oh-no

Freeze Brain!!!
Out of the Slurpees, Slushees, and Icees... my fave was the old Cirlcle K Slushee. 7-11 had the Slurpees And K-Mart had the Icees (with the Polar Bear which they and Coke stole from the Nazi Fanta soda polar bear)!!!

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Porfle Popnecker - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
That title instantly brought back painful memories!
WCJ - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Glad to see that yours did better than mine Rob... :-( So I give yours a 555! :-)
Rob Arndt - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I had a very cold drink last night and got the idea ;-D

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