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Song Parodies -> "Pets Stinks"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Pets Stinks"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Owning a house pet is a huge responsibility that should never be taken for granted. Here are the reasons:
You own them
Do you smell them?
'Cuz they smell tragically bad
And once they're in
Well, you'll get mad
Your nose needs a pin
When push comes to shove
You're gonna want to die
Yes it's the truth
The smell and it stinks
You know for sure

(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, woof, woof,
(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, meow, meow
(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, squeak, squeak
(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, bawk, bawk,

Take in two and you're a tool
It's gonna snuff you as it is
Some just can't bide
They'll huff them all
But that's not all
Some pets will hide
They're really bored
They don't care for any of those household rules
All I can say is
Pets stinks

(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, woof, woof,
(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, meow, meow
(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, squeak, squeak
(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, bawk, bawk,

They eat like hobos
They played like Mets
They act like mofos
Pets stinks

(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, woof, woof,
(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, meow, meow
(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, squeak, squeak
(Pets stinks)
Pets stinks, bawk, bawk,
If you're a prospective pet owner, think before you choose.

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Overall Rating: 3.3

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Me - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Really excruciatingly dreadful. Like everything else you write.
Max Power - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Do you visit the website everyday just to trash everything I write? You have a growing up to do kiddo.
Me - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes
Max Power - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Then you need to get a life. Go out and bask in the sun once in a while.
Me - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I already have one. And I don't screw cats all day either. And yes, I scorn you.
Max Power - June 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I seriously doubt you even have a life being that you think people's lives are based from parodies. You must be really obsessive enough to stalk me through the internet.
Moi - June 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Looks like the souls have outvoted the trolls. "Me" must be choking on his/her/its bile. Keep 'em coming, Max.
Max Power - June 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I will.

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