Song Parodies ->Authors -> Max Power
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P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mr. Met | Meet the Mets! | New York Mets | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 358 | |
| Beat the Jets | Meet the Mets | New York Mets | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 174 | |
| From BALCO, With Love | From Russia, With Love | Matt Monro | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 170 | |
| Hate Me Do | Love Me Do | The Beatles | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 118 | |
| Live and Get High | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney & Wings | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 157 | |
| He Killed Her Over A Cup Of Yogurt. | She Came In Through The Bathroom Window | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| Steroids Are Forever | Diamonds Are Forever | Shirley Bassey | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 1242 | |
| Why Didn't We Save Her When We Had The Chance? | Why Don't We Do It On The Road? | The Beatles | 2.0 | 2.0 | 1.0 | 117 | |
| Goldprick | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Why Did You Threw Up On The Road? | Why Don't We Do It On The Road? | The Beatles | 2.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 114 | |
| Dr. Metz | Meet The Mets! | New York Mets | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| We Wish You A Hairy Christmas | We Wish You A Merry Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Thunderdrag | Thunderball | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Thunderroid | Thunderball | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Radical Islamic Calypso | Kingston Calypso | Monty Norman Orchestra | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 227 | |
| The Recent Story of Bumbling Dick | The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| A View Of A Quail | A View To A Kill | Duran Duran | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 282 | |
| Bird Shot | Big Shot | Billy Joel | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 124 | |
| Spam Man | Taxman | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 113 | |
| Thundersnow | Thunderball | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| All Time Low ( fixed ) | All Time High | Rita Coolidge | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| All Time Low | All Time High | Rita Coolidge | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Sitting Under The Mango Tree | Underneath The Mango Tree | Monty Norman Orchestra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 1498 | |
| You Only Juice Twice | You Only Live Twice | Nancy Sinatra | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 131 | |
| Trollraker | Moonraker | Shirley Bassey | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 118 | |
| The Man With The Golden Syringe | The Man With The Golden Gun | Lulu | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| A View To A Spill | A View To A Kill | Duran Duran | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Nobody Boos Me Better ( The Fans Who Hates Me ) | Nobody Does It Better ( The Spy Who Loved Me ) | Carly Simon | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Littlejohn | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 117 | |
| You Only Dies Twice | You Only Live Twice | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 1.0 | 3.0 | 115 | |
| The Hills Have Eyes Only | For Your Eyes Only | Sheena Easton | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 159 | |
| Licence To Drive ( Drunk driver's song ) | Licence To Kill | Gladys Knight | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 166 | |
| Roidfinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 131 | |
| A View To A Pill | A View To A Kill | Duran Duran | 3.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 133 | |
| Juice Or Die | Vote Or Die | Puff Daddy | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 216 | |
| A Hobo In A Deli | The Farmer In The Dell | Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 134 | |
| Middlefinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 109 | |
| Hemmoroid | Thunderball | Tom Jones | 2.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 227 | |
| Shadow Prancing | Shadow Dancing | Andy Gibb | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.1 | 191 | |
| Lower | Higher | Creed | 5.0 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 165 | |
| The Death Of Hal The Coyote | We Have All The Time In The World | Louis Armstrong | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 96 | |
| Licence To Juice | Licence To Kill | Gladys Knight | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| You Only Get Hit Twice | You Only Live Twice | Nancy Sinatra | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Damons Family | Addams Family | TV Theme Song | 4.4 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 229 | |
| I'm Gonna Find That Squealer ( T.S.W.T.O.M. ) | Nobody Does It Better ( The Spy Who Loved Me ) | Carly Simon | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 145 | |
| Beat The Knicks! | Meet The Mets! | New York Mets | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 176 | |
| Why Do I Bother With This Song? | Why Don't We Do It On The Road? | The Beatles | 4.7 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 142 | |
| Cheat and Let Fly | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney and Wings | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 194 | |
| I'm Just Wastin' My Precious Time. | Why Don't We Do It On The Road? | The Beatles | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 115 | |
| Mr Pump Pump Bang Bang | Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Nang | Donnie Warick | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 168 | |
| A Hobo In A Deli ( rewrite ) | A Farmer In A Dell | Mother Goose Nursery Rhyme | 3.8 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 189 | |
| Girls Gone Wild | Girls On Film | Duran Duran | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 401 | |
| Why Do I need To Do This All The Time? | Why Don't We Do It On The Road | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 107 | |
| Tanyon Sturtze | Meet The Mets! | New York Mets | 4.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 174 | |
| I Hate Sturtze | She Loves You | The Beatles | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| David Blaine | Thunderball | Tom Jones | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 135 | |
| Babe's Record Is Not Enough | The World Is Not Enough | Garbage | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Give and Give 5 | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney and The Wings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 107 | |
| Thunderstorm | Thunderball | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Bronzefinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Zarqawi | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 144 | |
| From Bubba With Love | From Russia With Love | Matt Munro | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| For O'Neal Can't Shoot | And Your Bird Can Sing | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 145 | |
| Drove and Blew It | Live and Let Die | Paul McCartney & Wings | 4.8 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Eye Of Tiger Woods | Eye Of The Tiger | Survivor | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.4 | 432 | |
| Bald-Headed Head Butt ( Zidane's Song ) | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 548 | |
| What Would Billy Martin Do? Part ll | What Would Brian Boitano Do? | South Park | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 187 | |
| Billy And The Mets | Benny And The Jets | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| From BALCO With Love ( rewrite ) | From Russia With Love | Matt Munro | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 154 | |
| Why Can't We Be Fiends? | Why Can't We Be Friends? | War | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 213 | |
| It's Always A Planet | She's Always A Woman | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 196 | |
| Hate Me Do | Love Me Do | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Am I Right | Love Me Do | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| Not Another Steroid Song | I Want You ( She's So Heavy ) | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 592 | |
| Tiger Fever | Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| Leyland's Tigers Pecked By Red Birds | Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds | The Beatles | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 124 | |
| Ugly Drag Queen | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 237 | |
| I Am Joe Cowley | I'm A Believer | Monkees | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 141 | |
| I Am Joe Cowley | I'm A Believer | Monkees | 3.7 | 3.4 | 3.7 | 159 | |
| Roger Ebert's Coming To Town | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 3.5 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 118 | |
| Let It Rain | Let It Snow | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 130 | |
| A View To A Spill (rewrite) | A View To A Kill | Duran Duran | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 220 | |
| Static's Bong | Adam's Song | Blink 182 | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 149 | |
| Why Do You Throw Him To The Ground? ( extended ) | Why Don't We Do It On The Road? | The Beatles | 3.0 | 2.0 | 1.5 | 125 | |
| Why Do You Throw Him To The Ground? | Why Don't We Do It On The Road? | The Beatles | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 122 | |
| Bloodshoteye | Goldeneye | Tina Turner | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 164 | |
| Mr 1s | Meet The Mets | New York Mets | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 157 | |
| You've Just Earned A Scary Christmas | We Wish You A Merry Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 154 | |
| That Travesty | Her Majesty | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 132 | |
| Rocky II | Rocky Raccoon | The Beatles | No Votes | 218 | |||
| Rocky | Rocky Raccoon | The Beatles | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 124 | |
| The Death Of H.A.L. The Computer | We Have All The Time In The World | Louis Armstrong | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 145 | |
| Attila's Got A Gun | Janie's Got A Gun | Aerosmith | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 394 | |
| We Wish You A Dairy Christmas | We Wish You A Merry Christmas | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 311 | |
| Hang Saddam Hang | Cry Baby Cry | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 211 | |
| Trollies | Piggies | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 138 | |
| Why Do People Eat Durians? | Why Don't We Do It On The Road? | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 120 | |
| Why Don't We Throw Up On The Road? | Why Don't We Do It On The Road? | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| Why Am I Doing This Right Now? | Why Don't We Do It On The Road | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 109 | |
| Shoot Those Pigeons | Shock The Monkey | Peter Gabriel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 321 | |
| Living In Antarctica lll | Living In America | James Brown | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 248 | |
| Quit Shooting Me With Those Darts | Quit Playing Games With My Heart | Backstreet Boys | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 450 | |
| I Got Fired | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.9 | 120 | |
| U Remind Me ll | U Remind me | Usher | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 192 | |
| Maniac ll | Maniac | Michael Sembello | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 238 | |
| Met-Sox Fans | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 125 | |
| S.U.V. | Ultraman | Ultraman Theme Song | No Votes | 189 | |||
| Psychic Fraud Cleo | Ultraman Leo | Ultraman Leo Original Theme Song | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Shut The F**k Up ( Mike Lupica ) | I Can't Get No ( Satisfaction ) | The Rolling Stones | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 170 | |
| Life At The Gay Bar | Life During Wartime | Talking Heads | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 279 | |
| Plame | Fame | Irene Cara | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 139 | |
| What Kind Of Parodist Are You? | What Kind Of Pokemon Are You? | Pokemon | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 274 | |
| Because ( Pedophile's Song ) | Because | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.1 | 3.0 | 1022 | |
| Antartican Misery Tour | Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to... | Strange Ways | Ace of Base | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 192 | |
| The Song's About Ho's | It's All About Soul | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 230 | |
| Crawl Myself Back Home | Carry That Weight | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 119 | |
| Hammock Song | Golden Slumber/Carry That Weight/The End | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 262 | |
| Golden Hammock | Golden Slumber | The Beatles | No Votes | 146 | |||
| Sue You | The End | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Return of 1 Voters | Return of Ultraman | Return of Ultraman | 4.2 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 133 | |
| Catch That Ball | Touch Me | The Doors | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 131 | |
| Nifong Song | The Thong Song | Sisqo | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 204 | |
| Red Sox Land | Dixie Land | Traditional | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 287 | |
| Peas and Carrots | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Peas and Carrots | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 700 | |
| Bonds | Gone | NSYNC | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 205 | |
| I Steal | I Will | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 268 | |
| Clock Day | Birthday | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| Huff, the Magic Kitten | Puff, the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul and Mary | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 508 | |
| I Cheat | I Will | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 189 | |
| Michael Vick | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 234 | |
| Cat Huffer | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 198 | |
| Tase Me | Praise You | FatBoy Slim | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 191 | |
| Pigeon | Blackbird | The Beatles | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 182 | |
| Please Don't Tase Me Bro | Please Mr. Postman | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 443 | |
| 22nd Street | 52nd Street | Billy Joel | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 288 | |
| Bagshot | Big Shot | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 199 | |
| Redshirts | Fish Heads | Barnes & Barnes | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 270 | |
| Why Don't We Dump It In The Swamp | Why Don't We Do It On The Road | The Beatles | 3.2 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 171 | |
| Wild Onion Pie | Wild Honey Pie | The Beatles | 2.7 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 154 | |
| **** The Westboro | For The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 3.6 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 362 | |
| Tase You | Praise You | Fatboy Slim | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 184 | |
| All About Ho's | All About Soul | Billy Joel | 2.2 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 180 | |
| I Heard Monk Tries To Kill Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 2.0 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 221 | |
| The Onion | Glass Onion | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 170 | |
| 32nd Street | 52nd Street | Billy Joel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 236 | |
| Limon Pie | Wild Honey Pie | The Beatles | 2.2 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 156 | |
| 42nd Street | 52nd Street | Billy Joel | 3.6 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 333 | |
| It's An Oven Out There | It's A Jungle Out There | Randy Newman | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 222 | |
| What A Night For A Wetdream | What A Day For A Daydream | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.2 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 337 | |
| Come On Out, Larry | Let It Out, Davey | Adam Sandler | 2.9 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 280 | |
| Tom Brady Song | Credit Song | Free Credit Report Commercial | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 1924 | |
| Rangers Blew It | Jungle Boogie | Kool & The Gang | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 262 | |
| Brady, Don't Be An Hero | Billy, Don't Be A Hero | Paper Lace | 2.9 | 2.7 | 2.8 | 829 | |
| Love and Hookers | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 163 | |
| We Know Nothing | Who's That Lady | Isley Brothers | 2.6 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 202 | |
| Jets | Shaft | Isaac Hayes | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 177 | |
| A Ballad of Sam Huff | Oh, What A Night | Franki Valli & The Four Seasons | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 233 | |
| Bird Flipper | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 179 | |
| Love Handles | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 197 | |
| Willie Mays | Maggie Mae | Traditional | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 198 | |
| Collapse | Eclipse | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| F**K You Dick Young | Goodbye Blue Sky | Pink Floyd | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 197 | |
| Eight Belles | The Bell | Mike Oldfield | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 198 | |
| Kill The Birds | Feed The Birds | Julie Andrews | 2.4 | 2.6 | 2.4 | 192 | |
| One Year Early | Good Day Sunshine | The Beatles | 2.4 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 231 | |
| The Tragic Story Of The Buffalo Bills (Part 1 of 4 | The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 2.4 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 323 | |
| We Are Winners (Strahan's Song) | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 2.7 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 277 | |
| I Got Fired | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | 1.7 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 139 | |
| I'm Only Shedding | I'm Only Sleeping | The Beatles | 3.2 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 236 | |
| I Stole From You | From Me To You | The Beatles | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 189 | |
| What Kind Of Parodist Are You? V. 2.0 | What Kind Of Pokemon Are You? | Pokemon | 2.3 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 229 | |
| It's A Raid | You Have AIDS | Family Guy | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 204 | |
| Just Got Laid | Just Got Paid | ZZ Top | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 242 | |
| Error 404 | 52nd Street | Billy Joel | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 253 | |
| Trollfinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| Goodell Destroyed Those Evidence | Why Don't We Do It On The Road? | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 113 | |
| Why Do We Eat Durians? | Why Don't We Do It On The Road? | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 142 | |
| My Computer Died Out | I Married My Dream Girl | Free Credit Report Commercial | 2.4 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 351 | |
| Norwood, Please Be A Hero (Bills Fan's Lament) | Billy, Don't Be A Hero | Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 131 | |
| Scottie, Please be A Hero | Billy, Don't Be A Hero | Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 292 | |
| Beating Song | Pirate Song | Free Credit Report Commercial | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 255 | |
| Gold Medal | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 2.6 | 2.8 | 2.6 | 165 | |
| I Killed | The Kill | 30 Seconds To Mars | 3.0 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 182 | |
| 62nd Street | 52nd Street | Billy Joel | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 193 | |
| Redeem Team | And Your Bird Can Sing | Beatles | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 149 | |
| "4" To The "OH" To The "4" | "F" To The "R" To The "E" To The "E"... | Free Credit Report Commercial | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 291 | |
| Mets Bullpen | "F" To The "R" To The "E" To The "E"... | Free Credit Report Commercial | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 194 | |
| Coke Whore | Rock Star | Free Credit Report Commercial | 1.9 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 371 | |
| Hey n00b | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 1.4 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 305 | |
| December | September | Earth, Wind & Fire | 2.8 | 2.7 | 2.6 | 169 | |
| Bad Life | Renaissance Faire | Free Credit Report Commercial | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Police Shoot That Clown | Feliz Navidad | José Feliciano | 2.6 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 160 | |
| Just Got AIDS | Just Got Paid | N'sync | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 146 | |
| You're An Hero | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 2.5 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 145 | |
| Winter Wonderland | Boogie Wonderland | Earth, Wind & Fire | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 141 | |
| Detroit Lions | The Lions In The Street | The Doors | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 145 | |
| Thief | Breathe | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 3.5 | 3.2 | 114 | |
| Sunday | Money | Pink Floyd | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 150 | |
| Let's Troll | Let's Groove | Earth, Wind & Fire | 3.0 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 253 | |
| They Got Killed By Ransom | I Married My Dream Girl | Free Credit Report Commercial | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 166 | |
| Pete Rose Bets | Three Cool Cats | The Coasters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| I Just Got Caught Cheating | I Married My Dream Girl | Free Credit Report Commercial | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 237 | |
| Broke My Window | At My Window | The Beach Boys | 2.5 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 147 | |
| I'm Sorry | I'm Sorry | Branda Lee | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 124 | |
| Jets Fans | Fish Heads | Barnes & Barnes | 2.3 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 116 | |
| Mixon's End | Billy, Don't Be A Hero | Paper Lace | 1.9 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 99 | |
| Why Should We Carry All The Load? | Why Don't We Do It In The Road? | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 116 | |
| In My Life | In My Life | The Beatles | 1.9 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 83 | |
| I Killed You (You're So heavy) | I Want You (She's So Heavy) | The Beatles | 2.7 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 91 | |
| Writer's Block | Super Freak | Rick James | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 90 | |
| For I'm A Phony | For Your Eyes Only | Sheena Easton | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 66 | |
| Fake A Hustle | Do The Hustle | Van McCoy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Mets Stinks | Love Stinks | J. Geils Band | 2.6 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 85 | |
| Brain Lock | In The Closet | Michael Jackson | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 59 | |
| Gumdrops Stop Fallin' On My Bed | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | B. J. Thomas | 3.0 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 109 | |
| Ben | Omar's Love Song To Osama | Michael Jackson | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 83 | |
| Writer's Block (fixed) | Super Freak | Rick James | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 73 | |
