Just a dumb blonde girl in a Saturday bar
Looking for the night of her life
In the mean time world will know she wears nothing
They all knew she's crazy

Chugging alcohol to her own stomach
Wearing nothing in the light
She has waltz into the rehab zone
Now that dumb lush is in a trance.

It can shave like a razor
As the lush is really balding
On the cleavage between dumb and the dumber

She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before
She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before

On the borderline of insanity
Is a place most never see
In a hard head of sorority
Drink up but can't rehab

You drank all your life for some lame piece of mind
It can somehow f**k you up
It's hard knocks life but there's always a hope
If you decides not to mope

There's a warm generic beat
Snuggling, searching for the heat
Now she shows all her hair is gone with the wind

She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before
She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before

[Instrumental break]

It can shave like a razor
As the lush is really balding
On the cleavage between dumb and the dumber

She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before
She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before

She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before
She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before