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Song Parodies -> "Maniac ll"

Original Song Title:

"Maniac"

Original Performer:

Michael Sembello

Parody Song Title:

"Maniac ll"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

A song about Britney Spears
Just a dumb blonde girl in a Saturday bar
Looking for the night of her life
In the mean time world will know she wears nothing
They all knew she's crazy

Chugging alcohol to her own stomach
Wearing nothing in the light
She has waltz into the rehab zone
Now that dumb lush is in a trance.

It can shave like a razor
As the lush is really balding
On the cleavage between dumb and the dumber

She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before
She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before

On the borderline of insanity
Is a place most never see
In a hard head of sorority
Drink up but can't rehab

You drank all your life for some lame piece of mind
It can somehow f**k you up
It's hard knocks life but there's always a hope
If you decides not to mope

There's a warm generic beat
Snuggling, searching for the heat
Now she shows all her hair is gone with the wind

She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before
She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before

[Instrumental break]

It can shave like a razor
As the lush is really balding
On the cleavage between dumb and the dumber

She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before
She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before

She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before
She's a maniac, maniac in the pub
And she's shaving like she've never shaved before
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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 23

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2LD4U - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Funniest parody I have read in a long time! Describes Britney Speart TO A TEA!!!!!!
Max Power - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
1 voter strikes again.
Max Power - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Britney must've seen this parody.
Agrimorfee - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty good, le'me shave you a 544 (a little repetitive toward the end)
Yoidy - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! Love all the shaving and drinking going on. 555
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - How come I've missed this original in the 80s? Thanks for bringing my attention to it!
The Charnstar - April 14, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Love the OS, hate Britney... so I love the parody, 5-5-5
Chris Frederick - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I was a little disappointed by the amount of repetition, and the lack of rhyming in the chorus when it rhymes in TOS. Other than that, funny song and nice job.
bobpiecheese - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, despise Spit'nme Beers...love it!
wannabemustangjockey - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) So that's why she shaved! I always wondered what really prompted it... :P
Matthias - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job on Spearing Spears!!!
Jason - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Spear the Spears!!!
stuart mcarthur - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) great choice of OS for the subject matter, Max, and I wish I owned the pub that Britney did her shaving in - what a goldmine that would be, with one lock up for a million on ebay - 555
Kristof Robertson - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty good, Max...great use of language, but not quite enough LOL lines for me. Still, a very nice piece of writing. 545
Michael McVey - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing could have been better and I think you should have tried for at least some rhyming. Very funny, though. Brat-ney deserves any musical abuse we can muster!
Johnny D - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Say, wasn't Britney in the movie, "Flashpants" ? ;-)
Mikey Squirrel - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I love a good Britney-bashing like anyone else, but you should have concentrated less on the baldness, and more on the car-bashing and snatch shows. Otherwise, good job, Max.
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hmmm. . .well, I think that you have a Britney-Itus complextion. . .Very funny. . .the "Shaving Like She's never shaved before" Probably could have been varied a little bit, but this was a very fun parody. . .I enjoyed it.
Wolverine - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I think I agree with Mikey, there's plenty beyond the baldness. But it's still a fun read.
Jack Wilson - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Britney sucks, you dont 5s
Tim Mayfield - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I have some rehabilitated 5's for you. They may look a little bald.. but well, here you are.

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