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Song Parodies -> "Newton Gets Cleaned"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Newton Gets Cleaned"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Going by the comments in the comments sections of certain sites, racism wins again as the game is rigged to ensure no black QB wins a SB. Doug Williams and Russell Wilson don't count because we all said so you racist mofo!
Don't let the racist media fool you, Von Miller is white and wears makeup to look black!
Seriously, anyone who actually believe the trash I just wrote needs to accept the fact that the better team won and while racism is still an issue, it doesn't apply to the game (nor that it should) and the whole thing have been blown up like Ferguson (Get it? Because the city got blown up and...never mind).
Newton gets cleaned!
Oh what a scene!

Von Miller sacks his lunch
Panther fans are sad bunch

Not joking
Ain't choking
Just losing

Super Bowl L
The defense plays...
Anyway, care for a tea party hosted by Peyton Manning?

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 21

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Rob Arndt - February 26, 2016 - Report this comment
VVV ;-)
Jonathan - February 26, 2016 - Report this comment
I hated this Super Bowl more than any other I can recall it was a real no-win situation as far as I'm concerned the choices were Peyton Manning & The Denver Broncos who are the most low-down despicable people in the NFL in my book and then you had Cam Newton who I hate but not because of race it's because he seems to think of himself as a God seriously the only high point to what happened is that maybe just maybe it'll bring that arrogant douche back down to earth! anyway I can't say I'm too happy with the NFL right now but it is kinda funny that Newton got knocked off of his self-awarded pedestal! 5's
@? - February 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Straight up, where are your parodies? Answer that. If not, stop picking on MP.
@@? - February 26, 2016 - Report this comment
@? is the self-appointed Official Parody Inspector. Unless a troll is willing to give up his sacred privilege of anonymity, the Inspector would ban his words. The Inspector himself is a troll. Go ban yourself!!
@@@? - February 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Where are your parodies???
@@@@? - February 26, 2016 - Report this comment
You know where my parodies are. They're stuck in your craw!!!
Rob Arndt - February 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Max, did you know that this is your 25th Zest parody? I made it to 50, but don't think I can rhyme anything else with clean!!!
@@@@? - February 28, 2016 - Report this comment
And I like men.

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