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Song Parodies -> "I Used That Glue"

Original Song Title:

"I Thought She Knew"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Used That Glue"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Super can never trust'em.
It once happened for a long time
Wished it didn't come through
But it happened at the night time
I used super glue

I know I'm not using Elmer's
It just won't unglue
Man, I'll never live right through this
I hate super glue

I had no clue
That I picked up the wrong tube
I couldn't even reach the phone
I have no one else to blame
Only myself to blame
I bought that glue
I bought that glue

Some things should have been left unbroken
But it is true
Because of me that priceless vase is broken
So I used that glue
I used that glue

My hand is blue
I know life is never fair
Mr. T would call me a fool
This is getting very lame
Only myself to blame
I hate that glue
I hate that glue

It happens twice in a lifetime
Crappy ending unglues
Oh I guess it could have been worse
But I hate that glue
I hate that glue
I hate that glue
I hate that glue
I hate that glue
I hate that glue

Man, I hate super glue
Yeah oooooooo....
Just hope this won't get unglued.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Abbott Skelding - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work, pacing seemed a little off in places, but nice job "sticking" to the story!
Matthias - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
One of your better ones. Seeing that it's not about the inner workings of the sports world and not a three sentence parody of a Free Credit commercial. Well done.
Jeff Reuben - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I think this one will stick with me for awhile
WCJ - August 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Looks like you got yourself in a "sticky" situation! ;-D Here is $555 to replace your vase! :-)
Blaydeman - August 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Stick to this kinda stuff, cuz it's really good.
bobpiecheese - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Coupla pacing stumbles, but otherwise this is one of your better works, mainly for the reasons that Matthias said. 555 for yousa!

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