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Song Parodies -> "No to Lean Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"No to Lean Meat"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Fat has an effect on how meat taste. Lower the fat content, less taste the meat will have. If you want steak with flavor, don't go lean. But if you want to lose weight then...your choice.
No to lean meat
Tasted like wheat

Want something flavorful
Real meat will make you full

Lean lacked good taste
It's such a waste
Rather eat paste

Regular food
Taste so good
Okay...the last part sounded kind of orgasmic.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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? - December 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Vacuum cleaner setting, if you want the ultimate steak, have T-bone done medium-rare. Mmmmmm!
Jonathan - December 12, 2016 - Report this comment
a Meat parody? ...5s!

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