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Song Parodies -> "Don't Eat Fake Meat!"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Eat Fake Meat!"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Screw that, give me the real thing!
Don't eat fake meat
Tasted like feet

The hell with soy chicken
Make my vomit quicken

No tofurky
That malarkey
Where's real turkey?

Cooked a vegan
Taste like...
They do taste great but not very filling though.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 18

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Jonathan - December 16, 2016 - Report this comment
another meat parody? ...5s
? - December 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Vacuum cleaner setting, how can meat be fake?!!!!
?? - December 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Ever heard of mock or faux meats? For Vegans or other non-carnivores.
Max Power - December 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Not to mention I even mentioned two particular fake meat in this parody, they're pretty notorious.
Daryl - December 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Soy burgers are terrible!
Stanley - December 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Bravo Max for sharing the grim truth about these health crazies and their fake meats. If they hate meat so bad, why try to substitute it with something resembling it, but devoid of content? Fake burgers taste like bland, rubbery, cobbled together pieces of refuse. And don't get me started on Vegan pizza!

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