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Song Parodies -> "Vanilla Bean"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Vanilla Bean"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

No matter what, vanilla will always be the best ice cream flavor. Unlike chocolate ice cream which kids likes better for some reason, it doesn't leave a sour aftertaste.
Vanilla bean
Vanilla bean

Ideal ice cream flavor
Is something to savor

Vanilla bean!

Little babies
That's what I eat!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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 5   12

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Jonathan - November 30, 2016 - Report this comment
my personal favorite ice cream flavor is mint-chip. but yes, vanilla ice cream IS better than chocolate! 5s
Rob Arndt - November 30, 2016 - Report this comment
My fave is butter pecan, but vanilla is better than chocolate, of course! 555!
? - November 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Vacuum cleaner setting, what the hell are you on about? Chocolate ice-cream is lovely!
Jonathan - November 30, 2016 - Report this comment
^ ? - c'mon, I LOVE Chocolate! but even I think as an ice cream, it's overrated! and yeah Rob, butter pecan is good too! one of my favorites along with cherry-vanilla, and the already mentioned mint-chip!
Rob Arndt - December 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Top 15 Ice cream flavors:

1. Vanilla, 29%
2. Chocolate, 8.9%
3. Butter pecan, 5.3%
4. Strawberry, 5.3%
5. Neapolitan, 4.2%
6. Chocolate chip, 3.9%
7. French vanilla, 3.8%
8. Cookies and cream, 3.6%
9. Vanilla fudge ripple, 2.6%
10. Praline pecan, 1.7%
11. Cherry, 1.6%
12. Chocolate almond, 1.6%
13. Coffee, 1.6%
14. Rocky road, 1.5%
15. Chocolate marshmallow, 1.3%
All others, 23.7%

Source: International Ice Cream Association

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