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Song Parodies -> "Pigeons Dropping From an Open Wire"

Original Song Title:

"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Pigeons Dropping From an Open Wire"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Our old foe, the rock doves a.k.a. pigeons a.k.a. gutter birds a.k.a. rats with wings. Everywhere they go they would drop something on our heads without care. It's because of that some people wanted them to be wiped out but I think that's too much though I do believe something should be done about these pests. Would like to see "Pigeon Killers" being employed to do something about it, like the "Rat Killers" from Mumbai where some even kills rats with their bare hands (seriously, that documentary shows them doing just that by breaking a rat's neck like assassins, it's pretty badass). Cleaner than poison, I can tell you that. That or maybe unleash more falcons after them.
Pigeons dropping from an open wire,
Parked car needing to be hosed,
Constant cooing being heard from the wire,
We would all yell out "What the hell?"

Nobody want bird doo doo lying on their cars,
The birds even nicked Goodbar
Crusty white stuff will make people explode
Give them some rice the birds implodes

Look at all those mess they have made;
We're tired of the trash they leave and get away
So every time the birds will soon make us pay
For giving in and kept feeding them as such

And so each time some birds would fly away,
To cities far away,
Although its been seen many times, many ways,
Maybe one day those birds will soon pay
Coo!

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Jonathan - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Coo-l! 5s
Rob Arndt - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/Nazi%20Pigeon.htm
Larry Hensley - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Title made me laugh and the parody was nice too

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