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Song Parodies -> "Huff, the Magic Kitten"

Original Song Title:

"Puff, the Magic Dragon"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul and Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Huff, the Magic Kitten"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Anyone tried kitten huffing?
Huff, the magic kitten lived by the street
It jumped up to the garbage can in a place called 7th Street,
Little Crazy Piper loved that magic huff,
And brought him bags of magic snow and other magic stuff. Oh

Huff, the magic kitten lived by the street
It jumped up to the garbage can in a place called 7th Street,
Huff, the magic kitten lived by my house
It scampered in the summer haze so he can chase a frightened mouse.

Yesterday they would travel on a wagon to the pub
After that they've decided to wander in the club,
Drug dealers and rappers would glance whenever they pass,
Mafias would lower their guns when Huff hissed at their mass. Oh!


Huff, the magic kitten lived by my house
It scampered in the summer haze so he can chase a frightened mouse,
Huff, the magic kitten curled on my feet
Nobody knows how he was able to manage make end's meat.

A kitten lives forever but not very strong
Rotting fish and onion rings enough to prove you wrong.
One bright day it happened, Crazy Piper was on drugs
And huffed that tiny kitten, he was beaten by thugs.

His as was hauled to jail, cold bars felt like ice,
Huff no longer want to play in a room full of mice.
Without his deadbeat friend, Huff could not hold up,
I huffed that tiny kitten and he acted like a pup. Oh!

Huff, the magic kitten lived by the street
It jumped up to the garbage can in a place called 7th Street,
Huff, the magic kitten curled on my feet
Nobody knows how he was able to manage make end's meat.
Here we go.

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Leprechaun - September 06, 2007 - Report this comment
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red Ant - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thought I commented on this before... that's right, I went to look up "kitten huffing". Anyway, this is one of your better parodies and ideas, Max. I couldn't quite wrap my head around the plot here; I knew I shouldn't have huffed that 4th orange kitten this morning...
Agrimorfee - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Must have huffed more than a kitty when you wrote this very odd parody!
Jason - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Have you tried kitten-huffing yourself? You seem to have a thorough knowledge of it!
Matthias - October 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Extremely eccentric
Peter Andersson - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I've heard about frock licking, but this was new... :-)
Peter Andersson - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I mean frog licking! Though as a far as typos go that has got to be one of the better, as long as you're not a choirboy...
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't know Peter, 'Frock' Licking is a friggin hilarious typo! Max, pacing wise, this is the best I've seen from you. I do have to admit I had trouble following any type of theme, but it's cute and imagery you did well painting a picture of the story in which you are trying to convey.
Phil Alexander - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Fairly weird... I guess I'd had enhuff by the end :)
Andria - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
What is Kitten Huffing? I'd like to know so that I could try it. 555
McKludge - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - WTF? This has got the be the weirdest parody I've read here. The internets can be crazy places.
bobpiecheese - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Brave move, taking on a topic from one of the many purposefully BS articles on uncyclopedia. Well done.
stuart mcarthur - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) well, you made me care about the little kitten by the end Max, but I too am a bit flummoxed - if it all just came out of your imagination, that's impressive - 555
Mikey Squirrel - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Huffing kittens? Now I've seen everything. Although I'm sure I'll see more. Very weird but wonderful work, Max. It was purrr-fect.
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2013 - Report this comment
Max, you have a certain talent for making sense out of nonsense. James Joyce, Lewis Carroll and John, Lennon did too, you are amongst good company.
bobpiecheese - March 18, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Is it weird that the only parody of yours that I actually understand is the nonsense one about the adventures of a kitten named for a silly internet meme? Not really a lot of funny in this one, but at least I wasn't utterly confused by an obscure sports reference like most of what I've read by you. Weird.
Abbott Skelding - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
I also had to look up kitten huffing...of all the things to write about, this may be one of the strangest. But you did a really nice job with this, good work!
Red Ant - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
I see Im not the only one breaking out older works. Still a great one, tho I had some trouble pacing it to the song, not enough to ding ya. The repeated choruses tho dragged the humor down a notch, but still very good. 545. my captcha is rc9: research chemical #9? LOL
Glen S - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Fun concept Max. Especially enjoyed 'Mafia lowering their guns' and the 'enough to prove you wrong' line
Blaydeman - March 21, 2013 - Report this comment
How bizarre Max, LOL! You have a way with weird topics, so that I always enjoy them

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