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Song Parodies -> "Static's Bong"

Original Song Title:

"Adam's Song"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Static's Bong"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Sung by Static himself.
I never thought I would be on drugs
I cried the loudest, where's the thugs?
I thrusted my life back to the hall
No wonder I had never been plugged at all.
I took some weed, I hurried up,
That choice was mine, I have now regret it.
I'm too depressed to go on,
You'll all hate me when I'm back.

I should've quit it when it happened,
Preteen must hold some better days.
Days when I can feel all high,
And I can't wait to run inside.
Everybody's hating me,
I made really difficult to see.
I can't wait, to crawl back home,
To take some time in my room alone.
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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