Song Parodies -> Bronzefinger
| Original Song Title: | "Goldfinger" |
| Original Performer: | Shirley Bassey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bronzefinger" |
| Parody Written by: | Max Power |
He loves bronze.
Bronzefinger
He's the dude, the dude with the lame ass touch
A weak ass touch,
Such a lame finger
Beckons you to enter his crib of sin,
But don't go in
Bronzy words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies can't disguise what you fear,
For a bronzy girl knows when he's kissed her,
It's the kiss of rust from
Mister Bronzefinger.
Ugly girl, beware of this heart of bronze
This heart is cold
Bronzy words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies can't disguise what you fear,
For a bronzy girl knows when he's kissed her,
It's the kiss of rust from
Mister Bronzefinger.
Ugly girl, beware of this heart of bronze
This heart is cold
He loves only bronze
Only bronze
He loves bronze
He's the dude, the dude with the lame ass touch
A weak ass touch,
Such a lame finger
Beckons you to enter his crib of sin,
But don't go in
Bronzy words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies can't disguise what you fear,
For a bronzy girl knows when he's kissed her,
It's the kiss of rust from
Mister Bronzefinger.
Ugly girl, beware of this heart of bronze
This heart is cold
Bronzy words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies can't disguise what you fear,
For a bronzy girl knows when he's kissed her,
It's the kiss of rust from
Mister Bronzefinger.
Ugly girl, beware of this heart of bronze
This heart is cold
He loves only bronze
Only bronze
He loves bronze
No time.
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 2 |
|
2 |
|
2 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Cool, 5s.
Now do Praeseodymiumfinger
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/shirleybassey25.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 82
The Remix Album: Diamonds Are Forever album at Amazon.com
Shirley Bassey - The Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
Live at Carnegie Hall album at Amazon.com
Something album at Amazon.com
I Capricorn album at Amazon.com
Finest Collection album at Amazon.com
Themeology: The Best of John Barry album at Amazon.com
Four Decades of Song album at Amazon.com
Concert Collection album at Amazon.com
Something Else album at Amazon.com
