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Song Parodies -> "Bears Fail Song"
Original Song Title:
"Bears Fight Song"
Original Performer:
Chicago Bears
Parody Song Title:
"Bears Fail Song"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Don't take this seriously, just something I threw in after what happened to the team Colbert hates.
Those clowns, miserable frowns, failed every play on the way to misery;
Those clowns, collective frowns, build up a hype to fall such pissery.
You'll never live down the way you blow the big game with your isolation.
You clowns, pathetic Bears, and soon you'll know why you're bad as the Browns
You're the huge disgrace of Illinois, pathetic bears, you clowns.
Those clowns, miserable frowns, failed every play on the way to misery;
Those clowns, collective frowns, build up a hype to fall such pissery.
You'll never live down the way you blow the big game with your isolation.
You clowns, pathetic Bears, and soon you'll know why you're bad as the Browns
You're the huge disgrace of Illinois, pathetic bears, you clowns.
Those clowns, collective frowns, build up a hype to fall such pissery.
You'll never live down the way you blow the big game with your isolation.
You clowns, pathetic Bears, and soon you'll know why you're bad as the Browns
You're the huge disgrace of Illinois, pathetic bears, you clowns.
Those clowns, miserable frowns, failed every play on the way to misery;
Those clowns, collective frowns, build up a hype to fall such pissery.
You'll never live down the way you blow the big game with your isolation.
You clowns, pathetic Bears, and soon you'll know why you're bad as the Browns
You're the huge disgrace of Illinois, pathetic bears, you clowns.
It's sad when a team wins a trophy named after your coach and owner in your own home.
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I didn't take it seriously
"Da Bears" will be back. You've got to root for a team whose head coach has the same pet name as Mrs. Howell from Gilligan's Island...Lovie! ;D
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