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Song Parodies -> "Candyman Boiled"
Original Song Title:
"Texaco Oil"
Original Performer:
Texaco Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Candyman Boiled"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Combination of the song from a television show and the actual jingle, latter of which is short.
We want to eat the Candyman
Comes from the place called Candyland
There's something for the candy bar of ours;
Invite for him is powerful,
We'll show you he's a mouthful
Of sweets from a sugar filled sweet bars;
We will marry Candywomen!
Tonight can one say "amen"?
Won't be long before we make candy bars
*Candyman screams in agony*
Do you like the bar?
There's no need to go so far
The sweet, light Candyman bar!
Comes from the place called Candyland
There's something for the candy bar of ours;
Invite for him is powerful,
We'll show you he's a mouthful
Of sweets from a sugar filled sweet bars;
We will marry Candywomen!
Tonight can one say "amen"?
Won't be long before we make candy bars
*Candyman screams in agony*
Do you like the bar?
There's no need to go so far
The sweet, light Candyman bar!
Even the Candyman from the age old urban legend isn't safe either as he lives in fear of being eaten.
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