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Song Parodies -> "Papelbon"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Papelbon"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

As noted in a blog I read, when the Nats acquired Papelbon, they were three games up in the NL East. After the trade? You know what happened, coincidence?
Papelbum
What a bum, a bum who pouts way too much
A crazy scum
What a low loser
Looking for a person he wants to pin
It's wearing thin

Blazing pitch he will throw to the zone
But it'll fly up all day once it's thrown
For a baseball fan knows when he's insane
His act is a pain as...

Mister Crapelbum
Baseball fan, beware of this crazy fool
Ex-Red Sox tool

Blazing pitch he will throw to the zone
But it'll fly up all day once it's thrown
For a baseball fan knows when he's insane
His act is a pain as...

He is just a bum
Everyone, don't be surprised as he'll fold
The way it's told

The guy is a fool
Crazy fool
What a tool
An ex-Red Sox tool
He's a tool
Just a fool

From what happened during that Nats game, the guy is almost as crazy as Paul Priore.

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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 18

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Maxed-out - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Do you know any other original songs besides Goldfinger?
Max Power - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Refer to the parody archive.
Max Power - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Or you can just check back tomorrow.
? - October 16, 2015 - Report this comment
M*x Po*w*r, I will never go away.

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