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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Strangemoves (How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate Joe Girardi)"

Original Song Title:

"Love is a Losing Game"

Original Performer:

Amy Winehouse

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Strangemoves (How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate Joe Girardi)"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

When Girardi starts making series of moves that defies common sense and logic, you have to wonder if he might have financial issues because it looked as if he's throwing games.
There is no way anyone can justify the decisions he made which have cost the Yankees at last little over half a dozen games that I know of. I know the team have injuries they have to deal with but c'mon.
The moves I made are lame
I kept on throwing games
The fans' anger cannot be tamed
I kept on blowing games

If this keeps up I will pay
Oh what a mess it is
Fans will say, "Go away!"
We kept on losing games

Send out crappy hands
Far from a helping hand
Moves fans couldn't stand
We'll have a mourning band

Boone Logan... broken
He will make you frown
...since I'm a gambling man
I will still use this man

I'm not friggin' blind
Since I still use my bind*
People are so unkind
'Cuz I still use my bind

Went with likely odds
Now they thinks I'm a sod
I kept on blowing games
We kept on losing games
Tried to fit Rapada's name in but what can I do? Then there's Eppley...just hope Girardi's binder doesn't include bringing Juan Acevedo back from retirement or use Charlie Sheen just because it worked in the movie.

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