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Fun Music Information -> Amy Winehouse
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This is the most recent information about Amy Winehouse that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Amy Winehouse, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Amy WintehouseJokes:
Q: What do you find in the bottom of Amy's crack pipe? A: Bobby Brown Submitted by: Brady Turner
| Q: What do you get when you mix Amy Winehouse with a church service. A: Wine for all. Submitted by: Brady Turner
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Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Amy Wino. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Amy Fadeout | Her death... | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Amy Knockedout | Self-explanatory | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Amy Passedout | Self-explanatory | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Amy Druggedout | Self-explanatory | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Amy Beerhouse | A different alcoholic beverage! | Random Madeupperson |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Where Did You Sleep Last Night?," Nirvana | "In My Bed," Amy Winehouse | |
| "Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me?," The White Stripes | "You Know I'm No Good," Amy Winehouse | |
| "You're No Good," Linda Ronstadt | "You Know I'm No Good," Amy Winehouse | |
| "Addicted," Simple Plan | "Rehab," Amy Winehouse | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Ears Dry On Their Own" originally "Tears Dry On Their Own"
Guest
"You Know I'm No God" originally "You Know I'm No Good"
Daisy Pappus
"What Is It About Me" originally "What Is It About Men"
Joanna Whitmire
"Take The Ox" originally "Take The Box"
Joanna Whitmire
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"She Can Only Hold Her" originally "He Can Only Hold Her"
Amy Housewine
"He Can Only Hold Herb" originally "He Can Only Hold Her"
Amy Housewine
"He Can Only Hold Cher" originally "He Can Only Hold Her"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Tears Dry On Their Gown" originally "Tears Dry On Their Own"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Some Unholy Wart" originally "Some Unholy War"
Kerianne Hopkins
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Teats Dry On Their Own" originally "Tears Dry On Their Own"
Peter
"Bears Dry On Their Own" originally "Tears Dry On Their Own"
Ed
"Tears Fry On Their Own" originally "Tears Dry On Their Own"
Erica
"Some Unholy Bar" originally "Some Unholy War"
Erica
"Love Is A Posing Game" originally "Love Is A Losing Game"
That too!
Ursula Turpin
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Love is a Losing Game" | "Dr. Strangemoves (How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate Joe Girardi)" | Max Power |
| "Rehab" | "Quinoa" | Ravyn Rant |
| "You Know I'm No Good" | "We Know You Sang Good" | Albert Navarro |
| "Rehab" | "Jihad" | Phil Alexander |
| "Rehab" | "Rehab (Mortis Version)" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Rehab" | "Retail" | MasonR |
| "Rehab" | "Bra Strap" | Tony Wiseguy |
| "Valorie" | "Calories" | Gari J |
| "Rehab" | "Right Jab" | Mark Scotti |
| "Rehab" | "Ahab" | Eli Hollifield |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Rehab | Homeless Shelter | Natasha |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Rehab | Amy Winehouse's answering machine | Agrimorfee |
| Rehab | Lindsay Lohan's answering machine | I'm So Mysterious |
| Rehab | Rehabilitation Clinic | Temari |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Party Like A Rockstar Shop Boyz | Rehab Amy Winehouse | Party Like A Rockstar In Rehab Move over Lohan! | tastes_like_chicken_32 |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
April Winehouse
April Wine combined with Amy Winehouse
Submitted By: Eac Zeffron
Amy Bauhouse
Amy Winehouse combined with Bauhaus
R.I.P. :(
Submitted By: Ray Gunn
Amy Icehouse
Amy Winehouse combined with Icehouse
Submitted By: Rob
Ginuwine House
Amy Winehouse combined with Ginuwine
Submitted By: nally
Misheard Lyrics:
"You Know I'm No Good"
Misheard Lyrics: Point out to me your chips and pickle
Original Lyrics: Run out to meet you, chips and pitta
| "F*** Me Pumps"
Misheard Lyrics: The men notice you, and you go chief that crew
Original Lyrics: And the men notice you, with your Gucci bag crew
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"Tears Dry on Their Own"
Misheard Lyrics: All RK ever video.
Original Lyrics: All I can ever be to you
| "Some Unholy War"
Misheard Lyrics: and our back door tells disc a turban on it
Original Lyrics: and I'll battle 'til this bitter finale
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"You know I'm no good"
Misheard Lyrics: I shitted my pants
Original Lyrics: I cheated myself
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Andrés D. Not really, just funny |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"You Know I'm No Good"
Better Lyrics:
I f***ed up myself, like they said I would.
I told them I was stupid, they told me I'm no good.
I told them I was stupid, they told me I'm no good.
Original Lyrics:
I cheated myself, like I knew I would.
I tell you I was troubled, you know that I'm no good.
I tell you I was troubled, you know that I'm no good.
Submitted by: Naughty
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"You Know I'm No Good"
The Funny Lyrics: Upstairs in bed with my ex-boy,
he's in a place but I can't get joy. Why They're Funny: "ex-boy"? does that mean he got a sex change? if so, that might be why she "can't get joy"!
Submitted by: Lauren Overstreet
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Back to Black"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You go back to her And I go back to...
Black Black Black Black Black Black Black I go back to... I go back to... Why They're Repetitive: ummm... how many times can u possibly say the title of the song within the song?.. idk. but thats just too many.
Submitted by: Ay
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Stronger Than Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You should be stronger than me
But instead you're longer than frozen turkey Why They're Nonsensical: Am I missing something? What can this mean? Heck, what is "longer than frozen turkey" supposed to mean? Whatever it is, I don't think it's a problem I've ever had...
Submitted by: hamp
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"You Know I'm No Good"
The Lyrics: You tear men down like Roger Moore.
Who They Mention: Actor Roger Moore
Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins
| "Rehab"
The Lyrics: I'd rather be at home with Ray
I ain't got seventy days 'Cause there's nothing, there's nothing you can teach me That I can't learn from Mr Hathaway Who They Mention: Ray Charles and Donny Hathaway.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Take The Box"
The Lyrics: The Moschino bra you bought me last Christmas
Product Brand Name: Moschino
Submitted by: xxxpress
| "You Know I'm No Good"
The Lyrics: And sniff me out like I was Tanqueray
'Cause you're my fella, my guy Hand me your Stella and fly Product Brand Name: Tanqueray, a British brand of gin, and Stella, an Egyptian brand of beer.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Song Title Space Change:
"Help Yours, Elf" originally "Help Yourself"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Just Friends"
The Lyrics: I'll never love you like her.
Why: I strongly suspect that what she means is that which would be expressed with correct grammar as "I'll never love you like she". Because of grammatical case of pronouns, that last statement is short for "I'll neve love you like she does", in all likelihood what Amy means to imply. But similarly because of case of pronouns, "I'll never love you like her", if grammatically correct, could only be short for "I'll never love you like I love her". That is probably not what Amy means to say, and it certainly doesn't fit the song's context.
Submitted by: Amanda Svenson
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Band Name Anagrams:
Enema Wish You Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
A Whine Mousey Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
See You Win, Am Ho Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Surprised Gretchen Wieners didn't see this one.
Wish You Enema Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
Ahem, You Swine Submitted by: Gretchen Wieners
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Dry Tears Won The Iron" originally "Tears Dry On Their Own"
There's some good sheer nonsense!
Submitted by: Heck Noover Nuck
"Her Ab" originally "Rehab"
Submitted by: Lois Teem
"Bra, Eh?" originally "Rehab"
Submitted by: Josh
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Fuck Me Pumps"
The Lyrics: So you did Miami
Why: Miami.
Submitted by: xxxpress
| "You Know I'm No Good"
The Lyrics: Sweet reunion, Jamaica and Spain
Why: Jamaica and Spain. I just don't know how these two countries are related to each other and what they have to do with the fact Ms. Winehouse is no good.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Tears Eye On Their Drone" originally "Tears Dry On Their Own"
Submitted by: Heck Noover Nuck
"Fuck Pee Mumps" originally "Fuck Me Pumps"
Submitted by: Ursula Turpin
"Deers Try On Their Own" originally "Tears Dry On Their Own"
Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins
"Puck Fee Mumps" originally "Fuck Me Pumps"
Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins
"Muck Fee Pumps" originally "Fuck Me Pumps"
Clear enough -- pumps that pump muck for a fee!
Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins
Names as a Word Bank:
Aha, My whiney mouse has so many eyes on you. Submitted by: Rosie Finch
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Hiney Way Mouse originally "Amy Winehouse"
Submitted by: Lisa Belle Basil
Whiny Aim House originally "Amy Winehouse"
Submitted by: Jessica Bielzebub
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Going to rehab for real"
They sent her to rehab, even though she said no-no-no!
Submitted by: JD
"Father-in-law calls for boycott of her music"
In August 2007, Amy cancelled concert appearances claiming "exhaustion" as the reason. Rumor had it that she suffered form depression, possible suicidal tendencies, eating disorders, and bizarre behavior including a tendency to afflict self-harm. Then she was found injured and dripping in blood along with her husband. She denied an alleged fight between them, maintaining that her injuries were self-inflicted instead. In that atmosphere, her father-in-law called for the public to boycott her music, in what he consedered a last-ditch attempt to get through to her and make her seek help for her problems and go to rehab. This unusual story is no doubt familiar to many who would have no recognition of any of her music.
Submitted by: Millie Verst
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Some type of wine.
Isn't it obvious? -:)
Submitted by: Peter
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