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Song Parodies -> "Rehab (Mortis Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Rehab"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Amy Winehouse

Parody Song Title:

"Rehab (Mortis Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Amy Winehouse was on this path to destruction for a long time and although unconfirmed right now, she probably died of OD at age 27. A sad end, but a preventable one...
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Now I'm dead, rigor mortis settin' in so slow, slow, slow
I'm all out of time, at the age of 27 died
They tried to make me go to rehab but I didn't go, go, go

I'd rather be alive any day
My body’s decomposing right away
Cause there was nothing
There was nothing they could teach me
That I didn't learn from Azriel today

I didn't know today would be my last
Never understood how life passes away so fast

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Now I'm dead, rigor mortis settin' in so slow, slow, slow
I'm all out of time, at the age of 27 died
They tried to make me go to rehab but I didn't go, go, go

The Devil aks ‘why do you think you here?’
I say ‘I got no idea
I was going, was going bloody crazy
having lived my life in fear’
He states 'your soul will never rest,
My dear, yeah baby, you failed the test'

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Now I'm dead, rigor mortis settin' in so slow, slow, slow

I wish I was alive again
I wish I had listened to my friends
But all lives must come to an end
And now I’m tormented without end

I had too much (false) pride
After all the abuse- now I‘ve died

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Now I'm dead, rigor mortis settin' in so slow, slow, slow
I'm all out of time, at the age of 27 died
They tried to make me go to rehab but I didn't go, go, go

Now I'm gone...
Azriel= Angel of Death

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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WCJ - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
How much can rehab really rehab? Great parody Rob! 5's! :-)

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