-> "Jihad"
Original Song Title:
"Rehab"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jihad"
The Lyrics
They try to make me fight their jihad
And I say "no, no, no"
They say that soon I will go kabloom!
But no, no, no.
Know I'd really hate
To go self-immolate
Say "Blow yourself up for jihad"
But I won't blow, blow, blow
I do not care what they say
't ain't cricket, or even croquet
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing they can tell me
To make me blow, blow myself away
They don't give a lot for free
Except a bomb belt, or an IED
They try to make me fight their jihad
And I say "no, no, no"
They say that "son you gotta take that bomb"
But no, no, no.
Know it's bad for my health
So they can blow themself
Say "Blow yourself up for jihad"
But I won't blow, blow, blow
The man said 'It's what Allah want'
I said 'Don't be such a {not very tolerant person}'
Insh'allah, Insh'allah's what they say
But how'd they know it's God's will anyway?
It's more than thinking they're all wrong
Making it up as they go along
They try to make me fight their jihad
And I say "no, no, no"
No, I don't wanna blow me to Nirvana
I won't blow, blow, blow.
I reckon that the truths emergin'
I won't get seventy virgins
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
In some Afghani camp a-learnin'
It ain't just lack of faith
But a waste of life's still a wathte
They try to make me fight their jihad
And I say "no, no, no"
Prefer my cause bein' Santa Claus
Go "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
Time for me to leave
'Cause I just don't believe
Say "Blow yourself up for jihad"
But I won't blow, blow, blow
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