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Song Parodies -> "Jihad"

Original Song Title:

"Rehab"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Amy Winehouse

Parody Song Title:

"Jihad"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

They try to make me fight their jihad
And I say "no, no, no"
They say that soon I will go kabloom!
But no, no, no.
Know I'd really hate
To go self-immolate
Say "Blow yourself up for jihad"
But I won't blow, blow, blow

I do not care what they say
't ain't cricket, or even croquet
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing they can tell me
To make me blow, blow myself away

They don't give a lot for free
Except a bomb belt, or an IED

They try to make me fight their jihad
And I say "no, no, no"
They say that "son you gotta take that bomb"
But no, no, no.
Know it's bad for my health
So they can blow themself
Say "Blow yourself up for jihad"
But I won't blow, blow, blow

The man said 'It's what Allah want'
I said 'Don't be such a {not very tolerant person}'
Insh'allah, Insh'allah's what they say
But how'd they know it's God's will anyway?
It's more than thinking they're all wrong
Making it up as they go along

They try to make me fight their jihad
And I say "no, no, no"
No, I don't wanna blow me to Nirvana
I won't blow, blow, blow.

I reckon that the truths emergin'
I won't get seventy virgins
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
In some Afghani camp a-learnin'

It ain't just lack of faith
But a waste of life's still a wathte

They try to make me fight their jihad
And I say "no, no, no"
Prefer my cause bein' Santa Claus
Go "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
Time for me to leave
'Cause I just don't believe
Say "Blow yourself up for jihad"
But I won't blow, blow, blow

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Wendy Christopher - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, Phil... brilliantly executed, hilarious and insightful. I think Amy Winehouse herself would have loved this one, and I know I'm definitely giving it a 555!
John Barry - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Pray five times a day for three days.
Patrick - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Interesting juxtaposition of a person rejecting self destruction to the melody of a song about self destruction by an individual who ended her own life prematurely. But at least she did so in a way that spared others. Beware of anyone who says it is God's will that you violate His commandment not to kill.
Stop the Madness - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Now that's good! Let'a all pray 5X a day every day that the human race will come to its sences again. There's too many people who use God's name in vain by cajoling others to do wrong for their pleasure. You got Osama bin Laden and that polygamist pervert preacher in Arizona.
Phil Alexander - September 01, 2011 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks everyone

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